Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Black_Ivy]

I'm gonna talk to your mamma about the way you've been treating your employees around the office, and she's gonna take a newspaper and whoop your behind!

 

[Black_Ivy]

Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news, boss. You remember that report I was telling you about, the one I said your boss needed next week? Well, actually, he needed it two days ago, and he just called to tell you that you’ve been fired; that’s the bad news. But, on a more positive note, I’ve been promoted, and, currently I’m taking applications for a position in the mailroom. Did you want to apply?

 

[Liquid_Niki]

My dog ate my business plan

 

[ThirstyPossum]

I'm a possum and I don't need no steekin boss!

 

[Liquid_Niki]

I'm a possum and I don't need no steekin boss!

Ok....My possum ate my business plan?

 

[queenanne]

I just fancied a day off, cause I was tired after the concert

 

[Liquid_Niki]

Got some alka seltzer? This hangover is killing me....

 

[PorcelainHeart]

i hate this job

 

[Lycana]

Mind your own business!

 

[psalms 91]

im right, your wrong

 

[wunnerful]

you...long walk....short pier....got it?

 

[White Horse]

"Hey, moron! How's about waking me up when it's time to go home, eh?"

 

[PorcelainHeart]

I don't want to talk to you.

 

[beehoney]

I put some mud in your coffee. HA!

 

[JPPT1974]

Since I think that you don't deserve the job you have got!

 

[scout152]

"I'm skipping work because it's my mother in law's funeral."

"Yes sir, it's not the first time I've gone."

 

[linchen]

I hope my next boss will be not as stupid as you are!

 

[scout152]

Your wife doesn't listen to you, so why should I?

 

[brinny]

I've just elected myself 'Boss For THe day' and you're fired.

 

[beehoney]

That tie doesn't go very well with that shirt.