Things not to tell your boss (2)

[wunnerful]

could you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Ahhh hush you big girl's blouse - it's only a deadline!

 

[xXxKristaxXx]

If you want it dont then do it yourself!

 

[Hisbygrace]

It's not my job to get you coffee....

 

[beaminit]

Has anyone ever told you your wife's behind is really big?

 

[xXxKristaxXx]

Go take a walk

 

[angelwannabe]

I Need An Advancement

 

[psalms 91]

im going away for a week so you have to get by woithout me

 

[wunnerful]

Long walk-short pier, you have a swimming time.

 

[xXxKristaxXx]

Maybe you should take a walk, i can see a little fat forming

 

[cac]

I dont care about your rules, I have rules of my own.

 

[xXxKristaxXx]

Are you and your husband doing good?? Hes soo hot, i wouldent mind having him

 

[wunnerful]

i heard the most painful part of becoming a boss is when they stick the straw up your nose and suck your brains out... did it really hurt??

 

[IamAKingsKid]

can i have a picture of you??? i need a new one for my dart board

 

[isaiah5213]

yes, maam, i knew that when you were talking to me, you had your skirt all caught up in your pantyhose....

yes maam, i knew you were going to talk to your boss w/your skirt looking like that...

i just thought it helped put me next in line for the promotion...

 

[brinny]

.......hmmm..on second thought, here...why don't YOU do this, cuz brutha' man you needs the exercise

 

[Faith In God]

Instead of standing there watching me do work, why don't you go and do your job over there and count the chips, or something?

Man, you'll get fired.

 

[wunnerful]

if ideas were matches buddy, you couldn't start a fire.

 

[DawnTillery]

Im leaving early and I am coming in late tomorrow...

 

[Peacelily]

Im leaving early and I am coming in late tomorrow...

bwhahahahahahah....that is what i am REALLY going to tell my boss today..due to snow!