things not to put on pizza... (8)

[brinny]

Chuck Norris, especially if someone has gotten on his very last nerve...

 

[DavidFirth]

Bruce Lee remains - unless, of course, the pizza is for Chuck Norris.

 

[Dirk1540]

Dirk's Star Trek collection

The recently unearthed and only surviving copy of the ancient instructions on how to properly perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

 

[Tone]

Evolution...

 

[Tone]

Copious amounts of stupid sauce...

 

[brinny]

a very large and grumpy and hungry bear

 

[Tom 1]

Dubious things from the future.

 

[Tone]

Absurd observances from the "elite"...falsely so called...

 

[Dirk1540]

Whether it be a Yankees cap or a Celtics cap or a Dodgers cap, it really doesn’t matter, let’s not be throwing Tone’s unknown headgear onto the pizza.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Christian Forum ads

 

[Tone]

Flesh eating bacteria...

 

[Tom 1]

Dog treats

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

the notion that van halen and david lee roth will ever settle their differences and get back together to make another album.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

mayonaise

 

[Tone]

Invasive species...flora...and fauna...

 

[brinny]

potato eyes

 

[Tone]

fruit cake...moldy...

 

[brinny]

muuuud pies

 

[Tone]

diiiirrrt tacooooss

 

[brinny]

sluggggggz

and all their ensuing sliiiiiime