things not to put on pizza... (8)

[Dirk1540]

16 servings/scoops of whey protein shake powder.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

mountain dew

 

[Tone]

Mountain spring axe body spray...

*Not even sure if that's a flavor...

 

[TBDude65]

potato and peanut butter

 

[Dirk1540]

potato and peanut butter

I’ve seen worse in this thread lol

 

[TBDude65]

I’ve seen worse in this thread lol

I believe you and this scares me

 

[brinny]

Axle grease with bits o' rancid caviar in it

 

[Lost4words]

Monkey spit

 

[Tone]

Chromed asparagus...

 

[brinny]

Monkey spit

LOL!

Whatever the monkey is smearing at any given time.

 

[Tone]

5 lbs. of packaging beads...

 

[brinny]

melted and half burned marshmallows

 

[Tone]

A 12 ft. roll of oven-baked bubble wrap...


*24"

 

[Lost4words]

Cat skid marks! Ewwwwwwwww

 

[brinny]

A Jabberwocky. A reeeeeeeeally angry one.

 

[Tone]

A Jabberwocky. A reeeeeeeeally angry one.

That's just preposterous, you couldn't get a Jabberwocky on a pizza...much less a "reeeeeeeeally angry one."!

*Maybe a Jubjub bird though...

 

[Dirk1540]

Imitation brinny rainbow socks that were instead worn by Roger Federer and placed on the pizza right after playing a doubleheader.

 

[brinny]

That's just preposterous, you couldn't get a Jabberwocky on a pizza...much less a "reeeeeeeeally angry one."!

LOL! Well there wouldn't be much of the pizza left, nor anyone within 50 ft of it.....so you may have a point....

unless he was plopped there while he was sleeping soundly by a giant.

The Red Queen.

 

[brinny]

Imitation brinny rainbow socks that were instead worn by Roger Federer and placed on the pizza right after playing a doubleheader.

LOL!

 

[Lost4words]

100 freshly squeezed teenager acne spots!