things not to put on pizza... (8)

[brinny]

hairballs

 

[Tone]

A stale 1,998th post...

 

[Tone]

A down trodden down...bug ridden...1,999th post...

 

[Tone]

A Jubilant...exemplary, and highly anticipated...


2,000th !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




...post...

 

[Matthew-59]

What in the world is a jabberwocky? I ain't ever hearda that! LOL
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Fruit bat armpit sweat
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[Dirk1540]

A shredded transcript of the curiously nasty PM from the CF mods to @Tone warning him to never ever disrespect the things not to put on pizza thread again by making 3 consecutive posts.

 

[Matthew-59]

Orangutan bellybutton lint

 

[brinny]

What in the world is a jabberwocky? I ain't ever hearda that! LOL
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Fruit bat armpit sweat
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The Jabberwocky:

(on another note, Jabberwocky droppings on pizza should be avoided at all costs.)

 

[Dirk1540]

Due to the need to keep saturated fats to a minimum you should not spell out the Star Trek mandate with bacon on your pizza...

“Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before!”

 

[DavidFirth]

Dirk's Star Trek collection

 

[Tone]

old...sticky...shopping cart wheels...

 

[Romans 8]

Sun dried puppy poo mixed with spicy chili peppers.

 

[Tone]

Tofu bacon...boiled...

 

[Dirk1540]

The place that I just got a pizza from thinks that more than a fraction of an ounce of sauce is something that should never be put on a pizza.

 

[DavidFirth]

The place that I just got a pizza from thinks that more than a fraction of an ounce of sauce is something that should never be put on a pizza.

I hate when that happens. Or when I order extra sauce I get a couple of teaspoons full if I'm lucky.


Dirk's leftovers

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

 

[sunshineforJesus]

furniture spray

 

[Dirk1540]

Do not break into my home to use my Mother’s Day card as your pizza topping, I’ll already be pressed for time to make the lunch reservation tomorrow without having to run out and grab a new one.

 

[brinny]

Chuck Norris, especially if someone has gotten on his very last nerve...

 

[DavidFirth]

Bruce Lee remains - unless, of course, the pizza is for Chuck Norris.