Confessing it to people like you over the internet is cheap, even if you are my brothers. You do not know me, and you will never meet me (except in heaven, but we won't be remembering our sins there, eh?). You cannot even guess what I look like. I do not know how to confess I have an inflation fetish to my dad. I have already stopped feeding it. I do not wish to continue in it. I already know it is wrong. But I must tell my father. Him I do know. How do I explain to him what that is? It is disgusting. I need to do it, and I will, but I need to know how to do it.