My mother teaches science in school.
She was telling us the other day about her Biology class, teaching human reproduction, when suddenly a bright youngster popped up his hand. "You mean to say that science tells us that babies are simply a result of a sperm and an egg meeting?"
"Well, the resulting zygote has to go through nine months of pregnancy to make it out alive, but basically, yes."
"You mean, it's not God who did it? No kidding?"
"No kidding."
"But the Bible tells me that 'God knit me together in my mother's womb'! Doesn't that contradict what you've just told me?"
"Well, at some points you have to read the Bible figuratively - "
"But then you'd never know where to stop reading the Bible figuratively, would you? You might as well say that Jesus was all figurative, too!"
"Look, science has proven that conception is the result of a sperm joining with an egg."
"Oh, that's what the system tells us. Have you ever seen a sperm? Have you ever seen an egg?"
"No, but - "
"See? You can't even prove to me that they exist! Why should I take anything you say seriously? Besides, this whole sperm-and-egg business causes us to lose respect for human life."
"In what way?"
"Before science learned all this, we thought every baby was the result of God knitting them together, and God forbid that we interfere in this miracle! And now everybody thinks 'oh, it's just a sperm meeting an egg' and nobody respects life any more!"
"Well, that's too bad. But there are other arguments against abortion. I can't cover up science just to rescue some people's skewed morality."
"The way I see it, it's all an atheist conspiracy. Anywhere a Christian says 'God' did it, you guys are trying to say that 'a sperm and an egg' did it."
"But it's a scientific fact!"
"Scientific fact or not, people deserve to hear the alternatives. You wait 'till I've rounded enough people who share my views on Intelligent Conception."
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(The above story is entirely fictional, except for the first sentence. My mother does teach science, but she teaches General Science and not Biology in particular.)
I leave this as an exercise for the interested reader: is the bright youngster right in his reasons to reject the science of human reproduction? And aren't creationists essentially employing the same reasons to reject the science of evolution and an old earth?