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"Who's gonna turn down a junior mint? It's peppermint. It's chocolate. It's delicious."
"That's true."
"It's very refreshing!"
I want a t-shirt with "Number 1 Dad", and just above, a picture of a glass of beer, a plus sign and a toilet.IZZY: That shirt. You think that you are the number one dad?
MORTY: This was a gift from my son.
Morty displays the shirt proudly. Jerry smiles.
IZZY: Oh, I see how it works now. (indicates Jerry) He knocks me outta
commission, so (indicates Morty) you can strut around in your fancy number
one shirt. (moves the bedcovers) Well, I'll show you who's number one.
IZZY: That shirt. You think that you are the number one dad?
MORTY: This was a gift from my son.
Morty displays the shirt proudly. Jerry smiles.
IZZY: Oh, I see how it works now. (indicates Jerry) He knocks me outta
commission, so (indicates Morty) you can strut around in your fancy number
one shirt. (moves the bedcovers) Well, I'll show you who's number one.
it's go time! (crack)
I love that voice Bridges used to say, "So you think you're the #1 dad!?" That sandy, gravely voice. So funny.
"My boys!"
"My dad!"
"My Grandpa!"
"Oh, come on!"
You want me to lift that TV!?
Struggling with the lack of barbers, I have begun to cut my own hair, only I have a beard trimmer (fairly good one).
Slipped to what I thought was the longest setting, 'vvvvvvvrm'.
Skinhead it is.
Eeeek.
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