I like that! Here are a few other ideas:
In
The Doctrines of Grace, James Boice and Philip Ryken have chose to go with:
Radical Depravity
Unconditional Election
Particular Redemption
Efficacious Grace
Persevering Grace
R.C. Sproul in
Chosen By God choose to use:
Radical Corruption
Sovereign Election
Limited Atonement
Effectual Grace
Preservation of the Saints
In his book
Putting Amazing Back Into Grace Michael Horton goes with a Message-like adaptation of the terms:
Rebels Without A Cause
Grace Before Time
Mission Accomplished
Intoxicating Grace
No Lost Causes
W - Witness what great things He has done - Psalm 19, Rom. 1
O - Omniscience of God to know all about us - 2 Tim. 2:19
O Only saved by grace through faith - Eph. 2:8
P Persevered by the love of God in Christ - Phil. 1:6
S So we can bicker over theology - Eph. 4:2, Phil. 2:3, Col. 3:12
Fallen Humanity
Adopted by God
Intentional Atonement
Transformed by the Holy Spirit
Held by God
And finally one that is a bit of a dig on Arminians. They do have a sense of humor, right?
Arminians Select Floral Motif
Tired of being without a floral motif vis-a-vis the Calvinists, the Arminians have just completed a summit in Possum Waller, Arkansas to select an appropriate symbol. Chairman Dave Hunt ruled that the Daisy faction had won over the Jack-in-a-Pulpit partisans late this afternoon in the second round of voting. The proposed acrostic looks as follows:
D- Diminished Depravity
A- Abrogated Election
I- Impersonal Atonement
S- Sedentary Grace
Y- Yieldable Justification
Pastor Eli Coots of the Backwoods Bible Institute made the announcement, "Gone are the days of acronmyical imbalance. Now we too have an easy to remember acrostic that all may freely use to oversimplify and misunderstand our system of belief! Let holy-rollers, faith healers, fundamentalists, Left Behind groupies and KJV Onlies of all stripes unite in celebrating this blessed event!" He later added that the acronym came with a bonus--the poetic symmetry between the uncertainty of one's own salvation that Arminians enjoy each day, and the petal-plucking ritual of the daisy--"he loves me, he loves me not..."
