The Ten Commandments - Texas Style

[christianmomof3]

People here in Texas have trouble with all those shalls and shall nots
in the Ten Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those
terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the
"King James" version into "King Ranch" version: Ten Commandments, cowboy
style. Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails
Church in Fairlie , Texas .

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

That's kinda plain 'n simple don't ya think?
Y'all have A NICE Day NOW, Ya Hear?

 

[nsignia]

Amen to that!

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

Go Texas.

 

[knownbeforetime]

Ah! It makes sense now!

 

[Lessien]

Awesome! Texas rocks.

 

[MyHeartIsAllForU]

That has pretty much summed up the way the whole South looks at stuff

 

[Woman of Faith]

God blessed Texas!

 

[CCe]

 

[Ticket]

HA! there ya go....

 

[SecretBlessings]

Thanks for sharing. Go Texas!!!

 

[PastorMikeJ]

heeehawwwwww!!!!!!!

 

[CCe]

Ya gotta love TeXAS!

 

[ElijahFalling]

They're all out of order though... or is that just the texas factor at work?

 

[SurfedIT]

Haha I like it. "you betta dun be not hankerin' for yer buddies stuff" Very nice

 

[Nakiah4Yeshua]

why didn'y nobody say it like that to me before...?