The Ruin a Wish Thread!

[Sparklers]

Granted, but someone made it into a rug while you were away.

I wish there was a Jaguar parked in my driveway.

 

[revelations12_12]

Granted, but someone made it into a rug while you were away.

I wish there was a Jaguar parked in my driveway.

granted but when you get up in the morning to go out and drive it you realize it is a real Jaguar and you had tuna fish for breakfast!!

I wish I didn't have to move for my new job opportunity.

 

[Chloe Williams]

Granted...but you have to leave at 5:30 in the morning to drive to you job.

I wish I had a good job.

 

[revelations12_12]

Granted...but you have to leave at 5:30 in the morning to drive to you job.

I wish I had a good job.

Granted but everyone treats you like you are 15. And when you make a mistake you have to go to your room.

I wish my 89 gmc 4x4 was a 2005 superduty 3500 ford!

 

[__lilprincess]

DMM....

 

[painterchick05]

You have a good job, but your good job comes with a mean boss and backbiting coworkers.

I wish I could sell my paintings for enough money so I wouldn't need a job!

 

[revelations12_12]

You have a good job, but your good job comes with a mean boss and backbiting coworkers.

I wish I could sell my paintings for enough money so I wouldn't need a job!

Granted but you are as crazy as Van Gogh, and you cut off your own ear like he did.

I wish I could think of more wishes...

 

[DailyBlessings]

Granted, but they are all fishes.

I wish I were a penguin.

 

[revelations12_12]

Granted, but they are all fishes.

I wish I were a penguin.

Granted but it is two weeks till prom, there is no more cloth to make tuxes and they decided to go with animal furs for a theme this year!!

I wish I could rhym like DB just did

 

[painterchick05]

granted, but your rhymes are copies of other peoples' so you get in a lawsuit for plagiarism.

I wish I had a mocha.

 

[Jenster]

Granted, but someone bumps into you and it spills all over your new outfit.

I wish I owned a cat.

 

[ZACTAK]

Granted, but someone bumps into you and it spills all over your new outfit.

I wish I owned a cat.

granted, but it ended up being a small dog that looked like a cat.

I wish I owned a 2005 Ford Mustang

 

[psalms 91]

granted but the engine is missing

i wish i had an estate

 

[Sharilyn]

Granted, but the city bulldozes everything and places a freeway there...

I wish I could fall asleep...

 

[__lilprincess]

granted, and you never wake up

I wish I could reply to all my forums at once

 

[Jeremiah31_3]

granted, but you open more windows get into to many conversations and explode.

i wish i stargate came back on tv

 

[Paid in full]

Granted but you can't find the channel it's on!

I wish I had a lot of pen pals!

 

[reformedfan]

fine,. but you're too broke to afford stamps.

I wish I was better at thinking up wishes so I quit killing this dandy thread!

 

[Paid in full]

fine,. but you're too broke to afford stamps.

I wish I was better at thinking up wishes so I quit killing this dandy thread!

Granted but you can't type them out!

I wish it was still the morning!

 

[Organist]

Granted, but you find yourself on a distant moon that never has night.

I wish my family wouldn't watch so much TV.