The Ruin a Wish Thread!

[revelations12_12]

granted, but now gray is the 'in' colour and everybody changes their car to a gray one

I wish that I could eat all the chocolate I wanted to and not get sick

You don't get sick, but now you weigh 500 lbs and cannot walk...

I wish I was 6'4"

 

[__lilprincess]

You are 6'4", but now you can't reach your toes

 

[__lilprincess]

I wish I didn't keep on forgetting to post a wish

 

[reformedfan]

granted, but I come along & kill the thread in the exact same way.

I wish that guy's avatar wasn't a dead bird

 

[Jeremiah31_3]

granted. it's now a dead cat.

I wish i had a bigger bedroom

 

[__lilprincess]

Granted, but it turns out to be two guys fighting each other

 

[__lilprincess]

AHHHHH!!!!

I wish my mind would remember the wishes!

 

[Jeremiah31_3]

I wish lilprincess would make a wish.

 

[__lilprincess]

Granted, but she doesn't tell you about it

I wish my digital camera works

 

[Jeremiah31_3]

granted, it now takes photos non stop.

I wish i had my own computer.

 

[__lilprincess]

granted. too bad you're stuck to the computer seat now.

I wish someone would guess my photo in the blessings exchange

 

[Jeremiah31_3]

granted, but the guesses are all wrong.

I wish i had a sandwich.

 

[star_crystal]

Can someone please go to this thread
http://www.christianforums.com/f397-report-bugs.html
and read my "help" post, preferably a mod, and try to fix my account?
http://www.christianforums.com/t1542162-help-i-cant-access-my-account.html

Thanks (Starcrystal)

 

[__lilprincess]

granted, but the guesses are all wrong.

I wish i had a sandwich.

granted, but your cat eats it

I wish my pain would go away

 

[Jeremiah31_3]

granted. now you can't feel anything at all.

i wish i was smarter.

 

[__lilprincess]

granted, but you're only smarter in Science. all the rest of your knowledge went away.

 

[__lilprincess]

I wish my ankle would stop twisting

 

[Jeremiah31_3]

granted. it now doesn't move at all.

i wish i could type faster.

 

[__lilprincess]

granted, now you're typing too fast and you've just burned the keyboard with the friction

 

[__lilprincess]

I wish my dad would get home from Australia safely