The Ruin a Wish Thread!

[lillybug0514]

Ok but now you have room for only 10 PM's

I wish I didnt have to clean house

 

[reformedfan]

I wish I didn't have room for only 70 PMs

hey, become a site supporter, I get 1000, no kidding!

 

[reformedfan]

I wish I didnt have to clean house

so your kids take over & introduce you to a level of filth you never thought possible.

I wish my kids were better at cleaning the house

 

[lillybug0514]

They are, but they use bleach on everything

I wish I could do gymnastics

 

[reformedfan]

but you throw your back out & end up in traction

i wish I loved the smell of bleach!

 

[alabaster jar]

You love the smell of bleach so well you wear it as perfume only to attract
a large swarm of cleaning ladies who mistake you for a toilet bowl cleaner and flush you down the toilet.

I wish I was on a beach soaking in the sun's warm rays.

 

[unimportantbuthisnameis]

granted, but you get sun-poisoning.

I wish I had a million dollars tax free.

 

[Abbadon]

Fine, but it's unlaundered, easily tracible, blood money.

I want a blessing for this post.

 

[reformedfan]

ok, but only 1

I wish the guy with the dead bird would post in here so I could make fun of his avatar

 

[lillybug0514]

Ok but when you see him his avatar has changed

I wish I could find your hidden post

 

[reformedfan]

Yeah I wish you could too

Wait, that's not how to play!

Granted, but I have to rep you tomorrow cuz I'm out today (seriously!)

I wish the dead bird guy didn't do that!

 

[Abbadon]

OK, but I post it for him.

I'd like blessings for this post (yet again).

 

[reformedfan]

granted, but the blessings you are given are intangible, like the satisfaction of a job well done, the glow of pride as you behold your gleaming new post.

I wish it were warm out, brrr!

 

[lillybug0514]

Is is warm out, in fact its so hot you get sunburned just stepping out

I wish this bird outside would go away

 

[elenas_flickaby]

granted: but it was trying to warn you a fox is in your house!

i wish i was 18

 

[Chloe Williams]

Granted, but you are still in the 9th grade!

I wish I was graduating this year!

 

[reformedfan]

congrats on your graduation, are yopu looking forward to first grade?

I wish the dead bird guy would come back on line so I could chase him around & make him insecure about his avatar!

 

[lillybug0514]

Ok, but now he is stalking you...

I wish I had brownies

 

[reformedfan]

ok, but the brownies taste suspiciously 'feathery'

I wish I could make someone else insecure enough to post a poll about it like:
http://www.christianforums.com/t1540962-does-my-new-avatar-look-deceased-too.html

 

[lillybug0514]

LOL... Ok you do but then it happens to you also

I still wish this bird outside would go away