The Path to HD

[Resha Caner]

This appears to just be a Turing Test.

 

[BL2KTN]

Some of you may have noticed there have been no mercenaries at your door as I said they would soon be. Therefore, please take notice I am now after your ghosts. That's right, it is your ghosts which will watch HD or be tortured. And trust me, ghosts are totally real. And since we're dealing with ghosts now, the HD and torture Chambers are both forever (with this kind of commitment, my cable bill is way cheaper).

 

[TheImmortalJellyfish]

I have very good news.

I am angry at all of you. None of you have conformed to my standards for posting within online forums. You were, in fact, born with the inability to post up to my standards. Because of this, I have sent mercenaries to pick up each and every one of you. You will be sent to my back yard where I have built a torture chamber. I will have you locked up with my neighbor, Steve, who is likely the culprit for all of this. I built the chamber for Steve, but you all have likewise earned my wrath for not posting well enough on these forums. You will all be tortured, but I will not be there, for I am absent from the torture chamber.

However, out of my great mercy, I have decided to allow you a manner by which you will not be tortured for failing to post according to my standards. I just recently sent my kid to the torture chamber. He was there for a day and change. He screamed a lot. But now all you have to do to keep from being tortured is to come to my house, hug my son for being tortured for a day and change, and instead you will all live with me and my son in my house. We have a 4KHD TV. So, see, you don't have to be kidnapped and thrown in my torture chamber!

Congratulations on receiving my mercy and love! Best regards.

One of the most elaborate strawmen I've seen in awhile...

What are "your standards"? Why is Steve only likely the culprit? Doesn't seem like a very honest reason to indict someone. How about if I just trust you to show me the right way to post and not hold it against me if I make a mistake? If I instead mock you, and willfully ignore you and your teaching throughout my whole posting life, you may torture me. That seems legit. Deal?

 

[contratodo]

I have very good news.

I am angry at all of you. None of you have conformed to my standards for posting within online forums. You were, in fact, born with the inability to post up to my standards. Because of this, I have sent mercenaries to pick up each and every one of you. You will be sent to my back yard where I have built a torture chamber. I will have you locked up with my neighbor, Steve, who is likely the culprit for all of this. I built the chamber for Steve, but you all have likewise earned my wrath for not posting well enough on these forums. You will all be tortured, but I will not be there, for I am absent from the torture chamber.

However, out of my great mercy, I have decided to allow you a manner by which you will not be tortured for failing to post according to my standards. I just recently sent my kid to the torture chamber. He was there for a day and change. He screamed a lot. But now all you have to do to keep from being tortured is to come to my house, hug my son for being tortured for a day and change, and instead you will all live with me and my son in my house. We have a 4KHD TV. So, see, you don't have to be kidnapped and thrown in my torture chamber!

Congratulations on receiving my mercy and love! Best regards.

God came from non-existence and filled it with existence.
Before God there was nothing, without God there would be nothing.
Col 1:14-20, Genesis 1:1, Rev 4:11, Hosea 8:6, Exodus 3:14

The devil, seeking to be God, and understanding the above, desires that everything except himself no longer exist.

God being very extremely righteous, will grant that every current physical thing be destroyed - 2nd Peter 3:10-12, Rev 21:1, Isaiah 65:17
And grant the devil to forever try and cause the beings in the lake of fire to give up and choose non-existence rather than pain. Rev 14:11, 21:14-15
The devil will forever be tormented, because forever there will be those who choose pain rather than non-existence.

Some beings who think they can do what God does/did will forever be granted to try - Matthew 22:11-14

At least, that is the way i see it may be.

 

[BL2KTN]

One of the most elaborate strawmen I've seen in awhile...

What are "your standards"? Why is Steve only likely the culprit? Doesn't seem like a very honest reason to indict someone. How about if I just trust you to show me the right way to post and not hold it against me if I make a mistake? If I instead mock you, and willfully ignore you and your teaching throughout my whole posting life, you may torture me. That seems legit. Deal?

Those who hug my son will explain it to you.

 

[jacknife]

What about all the other ways I've heard of to achieve HD?

 

[FireDragon76]

Somebody has been having way too much fun with the green stuff

 

[BL2KTN]

The other paths to HD will leave you unsatisfied. Why settle for 1080i when you can have 3D 4K? Also, I will set you on fire if you don't accept my offer.

 

[GrimKingGrim]

What about all the other ways I've heard of to achieve HD?

Those are not the true way. They only offer SD. Don't go checking either to try and validate this or you'll be tortured first.

 

[Emmyc]

I have very good news.

I am angry at all of you. None of you have conformed to my standards for posting within online forums. You were, in fact, born with the inability to post up to my standards. Because of this, I have sent mercenaries to pick up each and every one of you. You will be sent to my back yard where I have built a torture chamber. I will have you locked up with my neighbor, Steve, who is likely the culprit for all of this. I built the chamber for Steve, but you all have likewise earned my wrath for not posting well enough on these forums. You will all be tortured, but I will not be there, for I am absent from the torture chamber.

However, out of my great mercy, I have decided to allow you a manner by which you will not be tortured for failing to post according to my standards. I just recently sent my kid to the torture chamber. He was there for a day and change. He screamed a lot. But now all you have to do to keep from being tortured is to come to my house, hug my son for being tortured for a day and change, and instead you will all live with me and my son in my house. We have a 4KHD TV. So, see, you don't have to be kidnapped and thrown in my torture chamber!

Congratulations on receiving my mercy and love! Best regards.

Dear bluelightning

You sound like a bully, a narcissist, and a sociopath. If what you said in your OP is true you are evil and I will stand by Steve and all the other people who have the courage to listen to their moral compass and stand by what is right. And together we will find a way to make your torture chamber into a nice place.

... HOWEVER....

Your son says you are pure good and pure love and not in any way evil. Since I believe your son, and I have a functioning moral compass, I will have to assume whoever you dictated your OP to misunderstood you. It is also possible that you were fitting in with the expections of the posters on this forum. Either way since I trust your son I will disregard your OP.

 

[BL2KTN]

Dear bluelightning

You sound like a bully, a narcissist, and a sociopath. If what you said in your OP is true you are evil and I will stand by Steve and all the other people who have the courage to listen to their moral compass and stand by what is right. And together we will find a way to make your torture chamber into a nice place.

... HOWEVER....

Your son says you are pure good and pure love and not in any way evil. Since I believe your son, and I have a functioning moral compass, I will have to assume whoever you dictated your OP to misunderstood you. It is also possible that you were fitting in with the expections of the posters on this forum. Either way since I trust your son I will disregard your OP.

How do you know what my son says? I don't let him make phone calls and he's currently in the attic.

 

[Emmyc]

How do you know what my son says? I don't let him make phone calls and he's currently in the attic.

Oh, then I guess you really are a sociopath. You should treat your son more kindly or you'll end up in a home where they mistreat you when you get old.

 

[BL2KTN]

Oh, then I guess you really are a sociopath. You should treat your son more kindly or you'll end up in a home where they mistreat you when you get old.

I'm not that bad. I did let him out once to be tortured so all of you can join us in the attic.