- Oct 22, 2010
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I have very good news.
I am angry at all of you. None of you have conformed to my standards for posting within online forums. You were, in fact, born with the inability to post up to my standards. Because of this, I have sent mercenaries to pick up each and every one of you. You will be sent to my back yard where I have built a torture chamber. I will have you locked up with my neighbor, Steve, who is likely the culprit for all of this. I built the chamber for Steve, but you all have likewise earned my wrath for not posting well enough on these forums. You will all be tortured, but I will not be there, for I am absent from the torture chamber.
However, out of my great mercy, I have decided to allow you a manner by which you will not be tortured for failing to post according to my standards. I just recently sent my kid to the torture chamber. He was there for a day and change. He screamed a lot. But now all you have to do to keep from being tortured is to come to my house, hug my son for being tortured for a day and change, and instead you will all live with me and my son in my house. We have a 4KHD TV. So, see, you don't have to be kidnapped and thrown in my torture chamber!
Congratulations on receiving my mercy and love! Best regards.
I am angry at all of you. None of you have conformed to my standards for posting within online forums. You were, in fact, born with the inability to post up to my standards. Because of this, I have sent mercenaries to pick up each and every one of you. You will be sent to my back yard where I have built a torture chamber. I will have you locked up with my neighbor, Steve, who is likely the culprit for all of this. I built the chamber for Steve, but you all have likewise earned my wrath for not posting well enough on these forums. You will all be tortured, but I will not be there, for I am absent from the torture chamber.
However, out of my great mercy, I have decided to allow you a manner by which you will not be tortured for failing to post according to my standards. I just recently sent my kid to the torture chamber. He was there for a day and change. He screamed a lot. But now all you have to do to keep from being tortured is to come to my house, hug my son for being tortured for a day and change, and instead you will all live with me and my son in my house. We have a 4KHD TV. So, see, you don't have to be kidnapped and thrown in my torture chamber!
Congratulations on receiving my mercy and love! Best regards.