Guilty. I'll tell you about it. For our anniversary, I told my wife I had a super-secret surprise for her. I told her I was taking her someplace very special. As we were driving I had her put on a blindfold. Got to the place, walked her into the gondola. She felt some heat, and said "Ooh, we're at that romantic little cabin with the fireplace where we honeymooned, aren't we!" I said "You'll see". Thing is, my wife suffers from very severe acrophobia, and I thought it would be hilarious when I removed the blindfold at 2,000 feet in the air.
Long story short, it was not hilarious. Did I say my wife? I meant my ex-wife.
Do you have more than 10,000 old e-mails which should have been permanently deleted long ago?