The "Guilty" or "Not Guilty" Game!

Chesterton

Whats So Funny bout Peace Love and Understanding
Site Supporter
May 24, 2008
23,849
20,237
Flatland
✟868,740.00
Faith
Eastern Orthodox
Marital Status
Single
Guilty. I'll tell you about it. For our anniversary, I told my wife I had a super-secret surprise for her. I told her I was taking her someplace very special. As we were driving I had her put on a blindfold. Got to the place, walked her into the gondola. She felt some heat, and said "Ooh, we're at that romantic little cabin with the fireplace where we honeymooned, aren't we!" I said "You'll see". Thing is, my wife suffers from very severe acrophobia, and I thought it would be hilarious when I removed the blindfold at 2,000 feet in the air.

Long story short, it was not hilarious. Did I say my wife? I meant my ex-wife.

Do you have more than 10,000 old e-mails which should have been permanently deleted long ago?
 
  • Haha
Reactions: lucypevensie
Upvote 0