That won't prove anything. The sample size is far too small to show statistical significance. No, we must ban all non McDonald's food so that the entire population only eats McDonald's for sufficient strength.
I would if I haven’t done so much high profile cow tipping in my past, me stepping foot onto that field is about as dangerous as a vacation to Ukraine wearing an “I love Putin” t-shirt and hat.
I’m training for a wheel barrel race, grab my feet and run around the neighborhood with me for a few hours.
Naturally my cooperation with friends corresponds to the order in which they were added as my Facebook Friend, so yes you can become my 267th friend, but with 266 friends ahead of you the cooperation outlook is pretty bleak.
For my amusement dress up like a clown and stare into my neighbor’s house, he’s terrified of them.
I am a professional clown 9 to 5. It was the only work I could find since I was born with feet which actually are 20 inches long and 8 inches wide. I love my job and take it seriously (honk honk), but the last thing I want to do is bring my work home with me.
Can you help me convince everyone that the Earth really is flat?
I’ve already put those days behind me, what especially drove me crazy about trying to convince everyone that the Earth is flat was how frustrating it was trying to get through to babies, and to people who didn’t speak English.
Stop working so hard, take the next few months off and party.
It's too late. The devolution of humans can't be stopped. We're already tweeting and soon we'll be living in nests. The best you can hope for is that your great grandchildren will be pterodactyls.