The Excuse Game

[Daughter of His]

I can't, anything under the hood is foreign to me.

How about sewing me a new tablecloth?

 

[lucypevensie]

What's to sew? Just put an old bed sheet on your dining room table.

Can you recommend a good dentist?

 

[Daughter of His]

I can't, dentists are not good company unless your mouth is closed so then you can't talk, need I say more?

Can you recommend a good podiatrist?

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry I don't know any good podiatrists and I have a perfectly good angle grinder out the back that can trim your toenails!

Can you put some washing into the machine for me

 

[raggedycamel]

The washing machine is full and already running.

Will you hand me a tissue?

 

[davidtriune]

theyre not sterile enough

so buy us new tissues

 

[lucypevensie]

You have plenty of old newspapers and old magazines. You don't need any tissues.

I need a small tree next to my house cut down. Can you just do it real quick? Please?

 

[MissRowy]

Why cut it down? Its fine where it is

There is a fly buzzing around my house. Can someone spray it please

 

[Daughter of His]

ok here is some hairspray that you can use

How about taking the dishes out of the cabinets and putting new shelf
liner in there for me. Then all you have to do is rewash the dishes, dry
them and put them away for me?

 

[April Rain]

All shelf liners do is get crumpled up and make a bigger mess than what was there before.


I am in great need of having my storage shed organized. Anyone know the number for Hoarders?

 

[Daughter of His]

Nah no number, I'll just pick everything up and take it to my place.

Would you rotate my tires for me?

 

[April Rain]

Just drive down the road...they rotate themselves.


I'm in need of an unbreakable phone.

 

[MissRowy]

Get a banana phone....they don't break and they are cheap too!

Can someone massage my feet?

 

[Daughter of His]

here is a bucket of warm soapy water, you can soak yer feet and someone should be in to rub them sometime.....soon, .....


how about you clean out my birdhouse?

 

[MissRowy]

Im allergic to birdpoop get someone else to do it

can you move some boxes to the garage?

 

[Daughter of His]

move boxes,why? They will look the same in the garage.

Dishes need to be done, takers?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't want to get yucky dish pan hands!

It's time to turn off the tv.

 

[Daughter of His]

good luck with that, what did you do lose the remote control?

Could someone help me find my remote control??

 

[lucypevensie]

Not me. I'm not the one who lost it.

Could you put some fresh water in my dog's dish?

 

[MissRowy]

Turn the tap on and let your dog drink from that

can someone get me a coffee?