The Excuse Game

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You must have missed Ancient Aliens season 1 episode 3 which explains that Sumerian tablets describe an alien race known as the Anunnaki who comes to Earth in search of gold, I won’t go anywhere near the metal.



I’m trying to become more well-mannered, so please, you go first I insist!
 
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I'm already told that I'm too insulting and negative.

It's hot today. Use your 3D printer to make us some ice cream.
 
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Because of a virus it was only making ice cream spiked with rum, it got confiscated by police after hosting my kid’s 12 year old birthday party.


I want a 75’ trampoline for my yard but they don’t make them that big, can you build me one?
 
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I cant, my two hands are busy. I'm still waiting for the seat to go down, so then I could use them both for something constructive.

Meanwhile, the aliens have kidnapped Chesterton, can you call tom cruise?
 
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I already did, and look what happened! It wont work, until covid is over!
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What is this world coming to? Can you figure?
 
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I'm sorry. I would, but I usually sit in one of the seats inside that they provide.

I have four boxes of nothing to take to some place very important. Could you help me do something with nothing?
 
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