The Excuse Game

[Vap841]

You must have missed Ancient Aliens season 1 episode 3 which explains that Sumerian tablets describe an alien race known as the Anunnaki who comes to Earth in search of gold, I won’t go anywhere near the metal.



I’m trying to become more well-mannered, so please, you go first I insist!

 

[joymercy]

I wanted to go first, but the seat was up

Put it down!

 

[Chesterton]

I'm already told that I'm too insulting and negative.

It's hot today. Use your 3D printer to make us some ice cream.

 

[Vap841]

Because of a virus it was only making ice cream spiked with rum, it got confiscated by police after hosting my kid’s 12 year old birthday party.


I want a 75’ trampoline for my yard but they don’t make them that big, can you build me one?

 

[joymercy]

I cant, my two hands are busy. I'm still waiting for the seat to go down, so then I could use them both for something constructive.

Meanwhile, the aliens have kidnapped Chesterton, can you call tom cruise?

 

[Vap841]

I don’t know, Tom Cruise does owe me a favor, but is it really worth wasting the favor on Chesterton?


Teach me how to surf.

 

[joymercy]

I would except that Tom's on Sharkano duty, a nearly impossible mission

We need to be prepared for flight duty, can you pilot us?

 

[Chesterton]

Probably shouldn't. It didn't go well last time.

Put some suntan lotion on my back?

 

[joymercy]

I already did, and look what happened! It wont work, until covid is over!

What is this world coming to? Can you figure?

 

[Chesterton]

I can only figure with a calculator.

Let's go ride on the subway.

 

[public hermit]

I'm sorry. I would, but I usually sit in one of the seats inside that they provide.

I have four boxes of nothing to take to some place very important. Could you help me do something with nothing?

 

[Chesterton]

Sorry, only God can do something ex nihilo.

Teach me to ride a horse.

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry I don't go near horses as I get immense static shocks from their hair

Could you wrap my Christmas presents up for me?

 

[mama2one]

sorry, I pay my teen to wrap husband's gifts, lol

ask her, she might take on another job

 

[peaceful-forest]

Oh no, I can't wrap presents; I worked today.

Can you go get a Sprite for me?

 

[Chesterton]

They are very hard to catch.

Let's go Christmas caroling!

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry but I lost my voice singing opera

Can you turn the clothes dryer on for me

 

[peaceful-forest]

I can't because I'm in a different room.

Can you go to work for me tomorrow?

 

[Chesterton]

No. Medical professionals have diagnosed me with chronic laziness.

Help me convince Santa that "naughty" and "nice" are just social constructs.

 

[peaceful-forest]

I can't because I can't see Santa.

Can you buy me a last minute Christmas gift?