The Excuse Game

[gennypearl]

I was about to but this crazy girl always sings Taki Taki whenever I say book me three tickets to Tilichiki. I ran out of patience and went home instead.

YOU book us a ticket to Tilichiki.

 

[DavidFirth]

Halfway from United States to Philippines

 

[gennypearl]

Halfway from United States to Philippines

Follow the game rules David!

 

[DavidFirth]

I was about to but this crazy girl always sings Taki Taki whenever I say book me three tickets to Tilichiki. I ran out of patience and went home instead.

YOU book us a ticket to Tilichiki.

I got no money. My credit cards are maxed out.

Get @LaSorcia to book us tickets to Tilichiki.

 

[gennypearl]

Um, um... I'm not your maid!

Can I pull out all your white hair?

 

[DavidFirth]

Um, um... I'm not your maid!

My wife says that to me all the time.

No way, you want me to be bald?

Make me some waffles.

 

[gennypearl]

Sure but how do I make the waffles get to your door?

Tell me an inspiring story.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

there once was a time when there were services here in america called doordash, dinner delivered, and a few others. but since you live in a third world country, those ideas are foreign to you.

tell engineers of 5g to roll it out quicker.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

haven't you heard? 5g signals are going to be so strong, they fry your brain cells and leave you retarded. you don't want that.

somebody help me!

 

[Matthew-59]

I ran out of help last week Thursday and won't get a new supply until the second Tuesday of next week.

I sure could go for some strawberry chocolate ice cream... Go get me some!

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

After years of trying, I was completely unable to breed a chocolate strawberry. I deeply apologise for my failure.

Bring my car around.

 

[Dirk1540]

I have an unhealthy obsession with leather upholstery which would require me to fondle the front seat for at least 90 minutes before starting the car, and you need to reach your destination in 40 minutes.


Accept my challenge to see which one of us can live in the wilderness the longest with nothing but a knife and a slingshot.

 

[DavidFirth]

Pass, I had enough of that crap in the army. I'll hang out in the air conditioning, but thanks all the same.

Help me clean up my yard.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

i'll talk to wonka and see if he can lend some oompa loompas for the job. they make great landscapers.

how can i make a stern impression to this guy i hired to code a website and app for me that's been slacking?

 

[LaSorcia]

I can't answer you, cause if you need advice, ask in the advice thread.

Please tell me, do I look fat in this?

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Fat is in the eye of the beholder. Just ask any anorexic. The perception of Fatness depends upon a complex interplay between observer and the observed, and cultural paradigms. Besides, how can one 'look fat' without applying the operative observer doing the looking? So you literally want me to explain how you would be perceived by every single person in existence?

Help me move?

 

[LaSorcia]

Sorry, I'm not a physical therapist.

Finish up those leftovers before they go off.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Naw. The ants will get 'em

Teach me to love

 

[DavidFirth]

Can't. Only Jesus can do that.

Teach me to appreciate feminism.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

can't. i'd receive hate male.

j/k, i know not all feminists despise guys


gimme $10