The Excuse Game

[DavidFirth]

I liked iCarly.

I thought the show was very funny.

 

[gennypearl]

what you think is not what i thought.

can you slice some cucumber?

 

[DavidFirth]

I can but it wont look pretty.

Why is my autocorrect not working? Did Dirk cut it off?

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

There is no such thing as autocorrect. There are hoards of tiny little Grammar Nazi Elves living inside computers nowadays, that obsessively correct spelling. The companies know they are there, but are keeping it hush-hush.

Come to the seaside with me!

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm not beach-body ready yet.

You go on ahead without me.

 

[DavidFirth]

I want to go to Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. Anybody else want to Go?

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm not extraterrestrial planet-body ready either! Ugh!

Share your fitness secrets with me so I can travel with you more often.

 

[Tom 1]

Less Saturn on Uranus and more Neptuning might get you to Jupiter but you’ll have to figure out the specifics yourself, my brain hurts.

Be my heavy thing carrier in chief

 

[DavidFirth]

I asked Bigfoot to help you out. He'll be contacting you shortly.

So you people are afraid of space travel? Tks, tsk, no wonder we haven't put a man on the moon since 1972. Sheesh.

 

[lucypevensie]

It's not that were afraid, it's just... not cool anymore, man. Ya know?

Let's make space travel cool again and get started on our rocket to Mars.

 

[DavidFirth]

Well, what are we waiting for? Zoom, zoom, zoom. Somebody petition The Donald to give us a few billion bucks to blow on our new rocket.

 

[LaSorcia]

Sorry, I've been promoted from petition writer to grant writer. Petition writing is beneath me now.

Stop making excuses.

 

[DavidFirth]

That's even better. Just give us a grant for around 5 billion and we will build the rocket.

We will even put your name on it.

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh no, not my name. It's an embarrassing name and everyone will laugh at it.

Can you take a selfie of me?

 

[LaSorcia]

One can only take a self of oneSELF. That's why it's called a selfie.

Who's your travel agent?

 

[gennypearl]

i would like to plead the fifth.

can you distract me?

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

I am not nearly handsome enough.

Can you go out on a limb for me?

 

[Dirk1540]

Ever since my cheesecake addiction I’ve worked my way up to 650 lbs so that’s not a great idea.

@gennypearl is light and she’s very outdoorsy, someone tell genny to go out on a limb for Quid

 

[LaSorcia]

Would you start a fight with a Tasmanian Filipina Devil? I have the good sense not to.

Please, take yourself to cake-eaters anonymous. I'm quite concerned.

 

[Dirk1540]

My ultimate dream is to become the Wing Bowl champion. If you don’t have anything encouraging to say to me please don’t say anything at all.

Unfortunately I made too much noise and the Filipina Devil just noticed me! You’re in your car, pick me up FAST!!