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LOL!! Brinny, you make me laugh! I don't know why, you just do.
Well... I can't catch that mouse cuz he's runnin' around in yer house and not in mine. Send him over here and maybe I could catch him. No guarantees though, cuz ya know how those little critters can jump... right outta da glass vase or jar.

Help me eat this omelet.
 
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Why should I buy you some bread when I could just make it for you? Let's see... I'll need some flour, cement, horseradish sauce, lemonade, guacamole, pickle juice, corn starch, and five gallons of elephant milk. That should do it!

Wash my clothes for me.
 
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