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The Evangilist:

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At the close of a service conducted by a famous evangelist, a woman came to him and was terribly upset. "I will never hear u again as long as i live," she said " I have been insulted andd-well you know just stroked the fur the long way." "No." the evangilist said "I didn't stroke the fur the wrong way. I stroked the fur the right way, but the cat was going in the wrong direction."