The End of the World is Nigh

[HitchSlap]

The world will not end until:

1. The Rapture

2. 7 years of the Tribulation period

3. The 1000-year [millennial] reign of Christ

You forgot airborne pigs and monkeys appearing from backsides.

 

[HitchSlap]

So, the world is going to end in just shy of four months. Are you prepared?

Yes, I am prepared for any and all scenarios.

 

[Paulos23]

I am ready for the zombie uprising. Have to keep the dead down....

 

[1234321]

I am ready for the zombie uprising. Have to keep the dead down....

Just make sure you use a weapon that doesn't spatter the blood... otherwise you will get the T-Virus on you too...

Make sure if you use a sword to stroke outward, not inward toward you.

Wash your instruments thoroughly after each use.


Have a nice day.

 

[Jamin4422]

You forgot airborne pigs and monkeys appearing from backsides.

Or maybe Darwin will rise up from the dead and tell us how he got it all wrong and God really is the creator of life.

 

[Jamin4422]

Just make sure you use a weapon that doesn't spatter the blood...

So you got to make sure those zombies do not bleed all over you? Good to know.
Is that why everyone is running to get away from them, so they do not get their diseases?

 

[Notedstrangeperson]

Didn't Jesus say that the second coming will occur during the generation of his disciples?

Wrong! The world ended 2000 years ago! Don't you read your Bible? I thought you were a literalist?

Are you calling Jesus a liar?

Mark 13:30
I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.

No. The Bible clearly states that not even Jesus knows when the world will end:

"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
Mark 13:32

I often hear atheists boast that they know more about the Bible that Christians do - but judging by the quotes above, I'm starting to think they're just making that up.

[EDIT] I'm not quite sure what a Mayan prophecy has to do with Christianity anyway. The Maya didn't even believe the world would end - just that the date would turn over. Like the year 1999 becoming 2000.

 

[serge546]

The funny thing is, despite what some Christians say, we should know the general time when our Savior returns because He tells us. He says all these wars, famine, pestilence, earthquakes, death, etc. is the beginning of the end, not the end. Christ even says that people will say the end is here, and that people would say He was coming, or that He is here or there. And, He says THOSE PEOPLE ARE LIARS!!! Still, some people trust the preachers more than Christ I guess.

Those criteria define every single era of human existence. So, basically, Christians will never know when their interpretation of the end-of-days will be.

 

[serge546]

Or maybe Darwin will rise up from the dead and tell us how he got it all wrong and God really is the creator of life.

Or maybe he will rise up from the dead and tell us how he got it the foundations right, modern science validated evolution and all religions are wrong.

Equally as likely as your scenario.

 

[dad]

So, the world is going to end in just shy of four months. Are you prepared?

Not according to the bible, relax.

 

[dad]

Those criteria define every single era of human existence. So, basically, Christians will never know when their interpretation of the end-of-days will be.

Of course they do. We will see certain things first. One example might be the sacrifice of animals of the Jews. When we see that, we might get a little antsy.

 

[bobsterInJapan]

The world will never end.

Now, the end of the world as we know it... that is something different.

Are you quoting an REM song?

...and I feel fine...

 

[1234321]

Are you quoting an REM song?

...and I feel fine...

HAHA

NO! But I had to look up that song and realized I have heard it many times

 

[1234321]

So you got to make sure those zombies do not bleed all over you? Good to know.
Is that why everyone is running to get away from them, so they do not get their diseases?

Have you never read your "Zombie Apocalypse for Dummies" book?

You musn't get any blood plasma on any part of your open body. Eyes, nose, mouth, open sores, ears, etc. can transfer the virus into your blood stream, and infect you. One scratch from the undead can infect you!

 

[Tomk80]

So, the world is going to end in just shy of four months. Are you prepared?

I am planning a "party because there is no tomorrow"-party. Yes, I'm prepared.

 

[Shemjaza]

Or maybe he will rise up from the dead and tell us how he got it the foundations right, modern science validated evolution and all religions are wrong.

Equally as likely as your scenario.

Personally if someone magically rises from the dead to tell me that there is no supernatural I'm going to be very skeptical and unless they have a very convincing explanation.


If the dead rise, I'll be back here to change my icon to "seeker" and trying to figure out if any Religions have a better explanation then materialism. (Right now, materialism seems fine though).

 

[Jamin4422]

Of course they do. We will see certain things first. One example might be the sacrifice of animals of the Jews. When we see that, we might get a little antsy.

That will be after the rapture. They do not need to build the temple. They can put up a tent. Actually they are ready to go. The priests are trained, the animals are ready, they have everything they need except for permission from the people who control the temple mount. The Sanhedrin - en

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[Jamin4422]

Or maybe he will rise up from the dead and tell us how he got it the foundations right, modern science validated evolution and all religions are wrong.Equally as likely as your scenario.

As long as he does not try to sing.

Horrible Histories Charles Darwin Evolution song - YouTube

 

[dad]

That will be after the rapture. They do not need to build the temple. They can put up a tent. Actually they are ready to go. The priests are trained, the animals are ready, they have everything they need except for permission from the people who control the temple mount. The Sanhedrin - en

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I tend to agree. But most here seem to not even like God let alone have yet decided to believe in Him, so they will possibly be here, many of them. As for a temple, who knows. I suppose you could not have one, but I suspect they will, not a big issue.

But yes, it is exciting days for believers indeed.

 

[serge546]

As long as he does not try to sing.

Horrible Histories Charles Darwin Evolution song - YouTube

I laughed, not gonna lie.