The Cb Chronicles

[Akuma]

Chapter 15: The Maykumerry family experiences hardship

Afterwards, Shadow gives Akuma a pregnancy test and find out he's pregnant again. He gives birth to twins: Elvira, a bat, and Fernandez, a baseball bat.
Yes, the Maykumerry family was a happy one. Until the day Shadow decided to teach little Fernandex baseball. Technically, this happened two minutes afterwards but that's not the point. Hitting a homerun, Shadow unwittingly broke the charismatic Fernandez. Akuma and Mayberry were stunned and outraged as concerned parents. More hardship followed as some strange ninja (not Shadow) put a knife in Conan's flank. Pulling out the knife, Shaodw made Conan live again. Taping up Fernandez, the lovable bat would live again. But with every good thing, there was badness. Fernandez wwould never again play baseball. He now is aspiring to be an actor. Elvira, hit by a flyswatter, lives again when Shaodw removes the swatter. He goes on to explain that there is always life in CB, settling Mr. Maykumerry's confusion.
Akuma gives Shadow some acorns as payment for his children's delivery/rescue, along with a sack of fairy dust. Shadow goes on to wonder what a cesaerean is...and then demands cow pies. He insists that he birthed the babies, a thing only Mama Akuma could do. There was huge contreversy and Mr. Miss Mayberry went on to quote some a booklet about children being stuck in sacks or something. He gives Mama some cowpies and Shadow eats the cowpies, satisfied.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 15: Pregnant....again

Akuma walked into the CB once more,and becomes instantly pregnant.Shadow performs another C-Section,and wonders how many babies Mama Akuma will have.Akuma delivers....a baby crocodile?The crocdile is named Everett by I*heart*donuts,and he goes on to bite Shadow's hand,make Shadow faint,spew water at Shadow,and giving Shadow few"suprises"

Everett goes on to be a computer wiz in his school,and aspires to a be a dance/singer.Shadow still insists he birthed the babies,and slaps Mr.Miss Mayberry in the moment.Mr.Miss Mayberry goes on to tackle Shadow,and hit him with an anvil......

Akuma goes on to birth more non-existent cyber-babies/animals,and Mr.Miss Mayberry still can't decide if she's male or female,or just plain insane.Conan has a slight"sibling rivalry"with baby Everett,and Elvira and Fernandez go on to beat people up

The End

*slams book*

that concludes this chapter,DoDoi's of the CB.Goodnight kiddies!TeeHee!

* gets thrown in another padded room.

 

[Akuma]

"Mommy, why do they keep Uncle Dodoi in that funny jacket?"
"Shush, Timmy. Just keep walking."

Lol. Another great performence by shadow. Bravo!

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 16:Boy,I'm Getting Tired of Akuma Getting Pregnant!

A normal day in the CB.Akuma and Mr.Miss Mayberry were in the CB together,and so was Shadow,which meant mischief was amiss.Shadow announced yet again,Akuma was pregnant.Shadow said"Akuma,stop getting pregnant!"as he did another C-Section.Shadow pulled out a baby boy."A normal human baby?Wow,that's weird....."said Akuma.Then, a mask and costume fell to the floor,revealing a baby dragon.0-o: was the look on everyone's face."A.....dragon?"asked Shadow.Shadow looked at Mayberry"What's in your gene pool?"he asked her/him/it.he/she/it slapped Shadow,knocking him to the floor.Then,Akuma's dragon flamed Akuma,preventing him from having anymore babies.Then,it flamed Shadow,and everyone in the CB.Buddy walked into the CB."Something cookin'?"he asked.

THE END

/me slams book again

BABALOO,GEEF A NORPILA!!!!!!

/me is throws in a smaller padded room.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 17:A familiar face

(((now that we're done with all the pregnancy of Akuma,lets get back to the dark story....)))

Shadow sat on the CB couch,sick with a cold.He read a magazine,and coughed often."This dangh cold...."Then he had an idea."Maybe there's a cure in Fairy World!Maybe there's something there that can get rid of this stubborn cold!"Shadow got up and walked through the CB Tunnel.He was afraid of going alone,especcialy being sick too.Still,he walked through the tunnel.He came to where the mice caves were.Maybe I can sneak by them... thought Shadow.He used a Ninja Speed-up ability,and ran through the area.Hre felt a cough in his throat.No,no,no,no,no,NO!Don't cough,c'mon,....don't..... he shouted in his head.He managed to keep the cough down until he was safely away.*COUGH!*"phew,that was close......"Shadow walked through the Tunnel,and arrived in Fairy World,or whjat was left of it.The Pixies from Pixie Corporation had cleaned up the mess,but,now all was left was half of the palace,and the part of the city that wasn't leveled by thier attack.Shadow walked into a abandoned merchant's shop.He shuffled around,looking for anything that might help.He found a note on the desk in the corner.He wiped dust off of it,and it read:

"Dear Wanderer,if your reading this,it means I did not survive the Demon's attack.You may rummage around for anything you might need,it is of no use anymore to me.Well,I'm dead,so you kinda know that

the mystical merchant
Gozuburo the fairy merchant."

Shadow put thre letter in his pocket,and rummaged around."Oh good,I found the cure!"he said.He grabbed it,and put it in his shirt pocket.Then,he noticed something.He grabbed it,and put it with the other potion.He walked out of Fairy World,and back into the CB.He pulled the letter out of his pocket,and the other item he had.He scrawled something on the bottom of the letter.It was adressed to Akuma,and it read:

Dear Akuma,
I know you have been greiving over losing that special someone,so I thought I might give you a gift.I found this potion at a fairy merchant's shop[ when I went to Fairy World to find a cure fort my cold.This is a "Wish Potion"all someone has to do is drink it,and make thier wish.I've already asked God's permission,and he said he would bring your wife back,to just use this.He said it was okay,and I hope you have wonderful years with your wife to come

your friend,
Shadow"

Shadow quietly walked out of the CB,and looked over his shoulder at the letter.He smiled,turned,and walked out.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

And this is dead,why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Ninjitsu14]

((((I want this to be revived!Revived I say!)))

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 18: the day Shadow became Ninjitsu

One glorious day in the CB,all the major people had arrived.Not only was Shadow talking in the CB,he was talking on AiM.He had over 60 friends,and was talking to two of them as well as the CB.Suddenly,a mysterious AiM message popped up.Shadow thought it was from someone on CF,so he answered it.The peson called himself 'George',and said he knew Shadow.Shadow still did not beileve it.Shadow asked a series of questions,and he answered them all right,but this did not prove he knew him.Shadow noticed that this person was acting weird,and he warned him several times before blocking him.

The next day in the CB,Shadow was chatting merrily when a mysterious ninja came into the CB.The Ninja went by George,just like the guy on AiM did!Shadow confronted him,angrily flaring asking how he knew him.The man simply said 'I know you from your friend'.This did not settle Shadow's anger,and Shadow angrily used the Art of a Million Shuriken.George simply countered with Art of the Mirror Barrier.All the shuriken came flying back at Shadow.Shadow leapt over them,but George leapt up as well and knocked Shadow to the ground.The ninja flew up,saying "It was easier than I thought....' throwing kunai knives directly down at Shadow.

"This feeling....?......Am I dead.....?"asked Shadow in his head.He was floating in eternal darkness.Shadows rushed to attack him,but a bright light shone in front of Shadow,banishing them."You are in fact dead,but your spirit is still in your body.You are undergoing your Ninja Skill Inflation.It will be a painful experience,but you will be reincarnated,as the japanese put it,with better ninjutsu skills......"said a voice."So,I'm just unconcious,and when I wake up,I'll be stronger than him?".The voice laughed"You'll have to find out on your own....".In that instant,Shadow was awake again.George laughed "Pathetic.Still fighting even after you have lost,Shadow?".In a flash,Georgie was impaled with 13 kunai knives in his side."I'm no longer known as Shadow......."he said.'Shadow' disappeared and reappeared in front of him."You will forever more know me as the one who defeated you,Ninjitsu!"Ninjitsu headbutted him,and the mods quickly came and took him away."With these knew skills,I hope to protect the CB!"he said,unsheathing his katana.

 

[WintarNaht]

Chapter 19 The rise of the Spam Empire
Deep in space an orb floated around. This was no ordinary orb though, this was a satellite to spy on earth from Spamangar, the King of Spam.

On earth, Shadow woke up and sensed the presense of an evil so great that his hair fell out clump by clump. "Something is terribly wrong, it is the work of Spamangar!" This sentence kept coming back to Shadow's head.
Before Shadow could do anything, the giant Prince Spamangar fell to earth with such force that the earth cracked beneath him.
"Spamangar I presume?" asked Shadow
"Prince Spamangar to be exact. I have come to prevent you from saving the CB-" The Prince replied
"Just how do you think you are going to stop me" Shadow aksed, his mouth dripping with sarcasm
"This!"
The Prince's body exploded and spam cans burst out and attached themselves to every post and thread on CF. As for the spam from the cans, every member was to eat it till they were sick.
"This is all I need, saving the cb again. Alright lets go!" Shadow yelled
Shadow grabbed an M-16 and a bottle of Tums and started the long task of breaking the cans seal and curing the members. Soon he realized that opening the cans with the key was much easier than shooting them open, so he left the M-16 and got more Tums.
King Spamangar's plot was foiled this time but will he ever reappear?

 

[Ninjitsu14]

I don't think I'd ever USE a machine gun,but still,very cool for a first time writer!

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 20: The Return of Akuma

(Ok, I haven't been on CF for a while, please forgives. I'll try to be on when I can.)

It was a craggy wasteland he wandered out of. A place devoid of life, home to bandits and the dark-hearted. He wandered out of it with only a clear bottle of blue liquid in one hand, a sword in the other. The sword dragged on the ground, its sharp edge almost blunt from all the battles. The bottle was unopened.
The wanderer talked to himself, his voice changing between three tones.
"Don't go back there," his dark voice warned. "They're quarreling hypocrites."
A warm and kind voice broke in. "We can help them. Find answers."
"Answers." His own voice spoke dumbly.
"Lies," the dark voice spat, "Lies are what they're giving you."
"Would God love them any less if they didn't lie?" The warm voice replied.
The dark voice was silent.
The wanderer nodded to himself. His pace quickened. He gazed at the glowing city in the distance, busy with life. He was back. The name that had been given to him on his travels loosened its hold. He was not Dread. No, he was Akuma. And he was back.

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When he fell in that hole so long ago, he wasn't sure he was going to live. The mice that surrounded him were hungry and he, being a fairy, was smaller and quite a delicacy. He had ran as fast as he could, limping his way through the rats' sewers. He knew it was a matter of time before they would catch up. What horrified him more was that there were no longer just rats and mice below his kingdom. There were demons. And they outnumbered him.
"Give us your kingdom and we'll let you live," the demons had made a circle around him. Rats bristled outside the circle, waiting for their meal.
"No!" Akuma yelled. "Never!"
"You fool," the demons taunted. "Do you really wish to perish?"
"It is you who will perish," Akuma said, a bit disheartened.
"Give it to us," they pressed, "your kingdom is in utter ruins. You've no use for it. Everyone there is gone. You are the only one left."
The words weighed on Akuma and he sighed in defeat. "Fine. Take it."
The demons' eyes flashed as the deal was sealed. "Good. Destroy him."
"What?" Akuma gasped. The rats closed in.
He could hear the demons laughing. "Fool! Such a fool! He trusted us! He trusted us!"
He fought his way through the rats, hoping to escape. There was none. Claws and fangs sunk into him. No one had taken care to notice all the weight of the rats were putting on the sewer floor. Now, everyone knows cyberspace environments are shaky things and from time to time one could be in one place at a moment and be in an entirely different other in the next. And that's just what happened.
Before he knew it, Akuma was flying through cyberspace into the unknown, until he finally landed on a dune in the middle of nowhere. The sword he had had as fairy king fell next to him, along with a bottle with a strange substance. A note was attached to the bottle and it wouldn't be until high noon that Akuma would awake and find it. Until then, he slept in the desert morning, oblivious of what happened.

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Akuma didn't know why he hadn't used the bottle, why he didn't wish for anything he wanted. The idea of wings, his wife, or civilization were all tempting. But he saved it. And now, looking down on the once great Fairy City, overrun and blackened with demons, he smiled without humor. Oh yeah, he would need it.
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[Akuma]

(And as to meeting you tonight, Shadow, I think we have different timezones cuz I never saw you lol)

 

[Ninjitsu14]

(((No,I just forgot about it.I was resting,cause I'm sick!*groans* anyways,help you'll be on later today)))

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 21: Dragon's Flame

Nin was enjoying a peaceful day of lounging,heck,he had to do it anyway,he was sick.He watched many inhabitants come from 6:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M.Nin was so bored.Anyways,Argyle Park and cjonesy were in the room,and cjonesy offered Nin some warm,toasty breadsticks,if Nin would let him use his katana.Nin shrugged,and said 'knock yourself out' witha mouthful of breadsticks.Cjonesy was quite clumsy with the katana,and nearly stabbed himself with it a few times.Suddenly,cjonesy lost his grip on the handle,and it nearly hit kaylee in the head.Nin swiped the katana,and put it in his lab in a secret vault so cjonesy wouldn't remove someone's eye with it.He had it sealed with passwords,locks,and the lab door itself was locked with the Master Key,a key only Nin had.After sealing his katana in the lab,Argyle challenged him to a fight."Sure,why not!I'm gonna wipe the floor with you though!'said Nin.The breadsticks seemed to have relieved him of his cold,but that's beside the point....

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Inside the dark corner of the lab vault was Nin's katana.The strange japanese letters began to eminate a red glow,causing a chemical Shatonium to activate.The chemical errupted,and the gas that the chemical secreted was dangerous.A loud roar was heard within the lab.This was not going to end well.......

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Nin and Argyle traded blows several times,knocking each other into the pool,the wall,through the ceiling,and alot of other things.Some inhabitants cheered for Argyle,while others rooted for Nin.After a long fight,Argyle and Nin were out of breath,panting heavily.The only way to end this was to go Super Sayain.Nin's body glowed a yellow aura,sparking with energy.His deep,brown eyes had changed to penetrating green eyes."Well,looks like you're in a far worse condition than you were a few seconds ago...."snickered Nin.Argyle smiled."I'm not out of the game yet...."he said.Argyle went Super Sayain,boasting an incredible amount of energy.This worried Nin,cause during the first round of the battle,He had used a lot of energy dodging Argyle's attacks.A deep thud was heard within Nin's lab.Then,a roar.Then heavy footsteps,like an elephant.........only MUCH,MUCH bigger!Suddenly,flames burst through the cracks in the two big doors leading into Nin's lab.Burning the lock off,a giant creature burst through the doors.A big black dragon with spikes running down it's back,and a long tail that was actually a serpent charged it's way into the CB.Argyle and Nin looked at each other,as if to say 'We have to post-pone this battle!'.Nin flew down,picking up cjonesy and kaylee,while Argyle distracted the beast.The dragon swatted Argyle into the wall,with a loud thud.Argyle dug his way out of the boulders,and flew back up.Nin had set kaylee and cjonesy in a safe place,and flew off to help Argyle.The dragon was now squishing Argyle with his foot,but Nin threw a kunai knife at the dragon's ankle.The dragon stepped back in pain,as Argyle flew up."I don't have enough energy to destroy this thing......I'll have to charge up!Do you think you can stall him for a few more minutes?"asked Nin.Argyle nodded,and flew towards the dragon.

Nin landed on the ground,and put his hands together behind his hip,sort of in a blasting position.He began charging energy into his hands."Ka.........Me........Ha.......Me........."he shouted.The dragon took his attention from Argyle to notice Nin.The dragon roared,and rushed towards Nin.Nin gasped,but Argyle fired a thick beam at the dragon.This simply bounced off the dragon,but it did distract it."HA!!!!!!!!!!!!"shouted Nin,releasing the beam in a firing position.Argyle flew out of the way to avoid being hit by the beam,but the dragon wasn't so lucky.Tiles of the CB floor and boulders were flying into the air because the beam had upset the gravity of the CB.Kaylee and cjonsey held onto poles suspending the entrance into the CB,while Argyle merely watched the destruction.The soul of the dragon flew back into the lab.

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"Ya see,when this katana was given to me,my first assignment was to defeat a dragon terrorizing a village.When I did,I didn't realize this at the time,but the person who had given me the katana had put a curse on it.When I slayed the dragon,the soul of it flew into the sword,enchanting it with great power.But,it also cursed it.It seems Shatonium in my lab released the dragon's soul,and let it have solid form...."explained Nin.All the inhabitants listened attentively.Erwin walked into the CB."Well,for bringing that accursed sword into the CB was a mistake!You must rebuild the CB for us,because of causing so much damage!"said Erwin.Argyle opened his mouth to laugh,but Erwin approached him,eye brows arched angrily."As for you Argyle,you will help him!You challenged him to a fight and caused $342.37 worth of damage!"Erwin left the CB,as Nin and Argyle got to work on the CB.By 1:00 they were done.


(((NOTE:this is not to make Erwin look mean,I just thought it'd be cool the problem reaching him to have to deal with it )))

 

[Akuma]

Lol. Yeah, Erwin is awesome.

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 22: Peace in Waiting

Akuma was hidden in the shadows of the CB. To be the unseen lurker was a power he always enjoyed; revealing oneself to friends when they thought one was elsewhere was priceless. He watched as lovable lnknpark2003 ran around the cb screaming (again). Right now, Akuma embraced the usual peace of the CB. If lnknpark2003 being shot with a tranquelizer by Spyk was considered peaceful. Akuma stepped out of the shadows to say 'Lo' to Ginny. He didn't exactly know her but she had responded to a post of his, hadn't she? He never had a great memory. She didn't respond but that was fine. Not many did. He was an unremarkable person.
Not the discouraging kind of unremarkable, just...unremarkable. The face in the crowd you never remembered, the person in the back that somehow managed to disappear without moving. Pushed out of coversation, Akuma returned to the shadows. If only he had his wings. If only he were still king. Then he would be remarkable yet again. But for now, he waited. Waited for the friend who had given him his last chance. Ninjitsu14. Shadow. The warrior of legends. It was said that he drew his blade so quickly that not even the sun's gleam could catch his blade. Not many knew how true that was. Of course, the few who knew it to be so were his own comrades.
So Akuma waited. Waited and sharpened his sword.

 

[Ninjitsu14]

Chpter 23:Conflict

Nin walked into the CB,sick still.The magic breadsticks of cjonesy seemed to have worn off,and he was sick once again.He sniffled,and then sneezed four times rapidly."My grandma told me if you sneeze four times,you can make a wish...."said Nin.So he tried it.He wished Akuma would come back.The Akuma he had known,anyway.He hadn't seen him since he disappeared into the Hole in the Wall to try and retrieve his kingdom.Nin coughed,and this caused energy bolts to fire from his hands.He quickly poured fast-drying concrete over the gap in the wall where the blast had hit,remembering his punishment for fighting the dragon.He smoothed it out,and noticed a tall dark figure standing in the shadows.The figure approached him,his dark cape swaying in the wind.Nin lifted his hand to wave,but the figure just stood,looming over him,a frown upon his face.The man turned and walked over to a chair.Sitting down,he ran his hands over the edge of his blade.The blade cut him,and warm,red blood came out of the wound.The mysterious man merely licked the blood off,and looked at the wound.He looked up to find Nin staring at him.The figure turned his attention to kaylee,posting in her CF Journal.Kaylee was relatively new,but not too new.She knew her way around CF,and had been there for about three months.The man looked slowly across the CB.The time was fast approaching.


(((I posted this from my,errm,Nin's point of view,basically what you posted.Nin doesn't recognize Akuma cause it's been almost a year.I hope I didn't mess it up,cause I assume Akuma is wanting to challenge Nin))))

 

[Akuma]

Chapter 24: The Meeting of Friends

A grin crawled onto Akuma's face. Ninjitsu14 took a step back, hand inching towards his sword. Akuma stopped smiling, aware that his grin held no warmth. That's what the desert did to you.
He reached for his sword. He just had to make sure--
fwip
He struck fast, aiming for Ninjitsu's legs.
Ninjitsu flew into the air, dodging it. "Akuma, what's your problem?"
Akuma struck again and missed.
"Akuma,where'd you get that sword? The tuning on it is sharp! Hmm,I don't remember you ever having a sword......No time to wonder."
Ninjitsu14 flips back towards the edge of the CB,and reaches for his kunai knife strap on the table.He grabs it,and straps it on his right leg with agility that would make a cheetah green with envy.
"I needed this sword in the desert to survive. I need it now. As to why I am doing this...I must make sure." Akuma stood tall.
The kunai knife flies from ninjitsu's hand, pinning Akuma's boot to the floor. "Is that proof enough?"
"True enough." Akuma sheathed his sword. "True enough."
They stared at eachother, ninjitsu with his dark and brooding eyes of ancient brown, Akuma with his hardened and suspicious eyes of wounded green.
"Sorry for the test, Shadow. You may have been a demon. May I call you shadow? It's just that the desert has made me wary."
"Desert? What desert? I thought you were stuck in Fairy World."
"Long stor short, I was chased by rats in the sewers below my kingdom into" he blushed slightly, "a different dimension. I've been travelling back ever since."
"Well,I guess your back now.But,why did you think I was a demon?And what was the true reason you attacked me?"
"I've had several demons try to end my life ever since I went away. They've taken over Fairy World but I am the last living fairy. Or half fairy. I thought one might masquerade as a friend so I was wary."

To be continued
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[Ninjitsu14]

Chapter 24:Infiltration

Nin stood in the center of the CB.Akuma was now back,but he seemed battle hardened,no longer the peace-loving Akuma of the past.This worried Nin.Even though Nin had experienced many battles,he always tried to be optomistic.After the battle,he always tried to make himself laugh.This time was different."It would make sense to diguise themselves as me........I mean,I'm the self-declared protector of the CB (and declared by some other people).If a mod came in,they could use thier clever disguise to defeat them,and slowly work thier way up to......Erwin."said Nin.As he said this,time seemed to stop.He seemed to have a vision.In the vision,several of the CB's inhabitants unconcious bodies were laying on altars,as demons prepared to burn them with a erie green fire,as if to offer them to someone.There were nine figures standing in the center,waving thier arms around.Nin knew they were demons,but they looked human.The cloaked figures turned around,and Nin was shocked to see Erwin,Lady Amidala,REDthat'sme,AlabamaMan,Alessandro,Cosmo,flesh99,herev,and OldShepherd.The demon's had taken over some of the most powerful people on CF's bodies.The one controlling Erwin spoke in a deep voice."The time has come to offer these poor fools........and bring Satan to this world for when Shadow defeated him!"."No one will be able to stop us.WE have complete control of Fairy World,every single life formis wiped out,and soon we will have CF!"said Alessandro.AngelAmidala smirked."Then we will extend our control across the globe?"she said.Erwin smiled an evil grin,and nodded.Nin awoke from his vision to find Akuma snapping his fingers in front of his face.Alarmed,Nin quickly told Akuma what he saw."The offerings......there were six of them.......kaylee,9,GK,Krista,mycatspice,Sarah,and.......you"he said.Nin gasped,remembering all of the faces of his unconcious friends,not knowing what was going to happen to them.Then,he growled."I won't let them do that!I'll slice down every last demon until there's nothing left but dust!"shouted Nin,throughout the CB."DO YOU HEAR ME?!"he shouted.The kunai he gripped in his hand shattered.The obsidian chunks of the knife fell to the ground.Several were stuck in Nin's hand,but he ignored them.He had spotted a demon in the right hand corner of the CB,hanging upside down."Very good,Ninjitsu14...."he said.His arms crossed,his dark eyes gleamed.Dark flames began erupting from his body.He cracked his knuckles,grinning."I dare say I've never had this kind of a challenge....."he said,smirking.Nin just glared at him."Your not allowed within these walls.......I'll take you down faster than your predecessors...."he said.In a split second,Nin had leaped into the air,drew his katana,and slashed the demon in half.The demon's body fell to the floor.His legs began disappearing in a pool of darkness."Well,this is new....."said Nin,jumping down."Just you wait!What you saw in your vision will come true!"he disappeared in a explosion of dark energy.Nin turned to Akuma."Looks like they have a plan...."he said

TO BE CONTINUED......


P.S. all of the names used in this post are copyright of the person that goes by this name.None of these people were actually possesed,offered,cut,or wounded in the making of this post.Thank you