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The Cb Chronicles

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Chapter 8: Demon's Attack
Shadow was worried.Akuma hadn't been to the CB since yesterday.Shawn wasn't given a warning,but he did promise NOT to do it ever again(people,this is all fictional,don't go asking Shawn about the incident :p ).Shadow struted around the CB,thinking....."Why would the demon's attack Fairy World?Why wouldn't they just go ahead and attack CF?It's very odd....."Shadow watched as people chatted in the CB."I've got to go back"he said.He told Steve that if he didn't come back in an hour,to come find him.Shadow put on his Shrink-Helmet.he walked through the tunnel,and into Fairy World.He grew his temporary wings,and flew to the palace.Shadow unsheathed his katana,and crept inside the palace.He walked inside the ballroom.All the bodies before were gone."What the....?!"he said.15 Demon's down from the ceiling."It's been a while since we've tasted human blood....."one said,licking his lips."You better stay back,other wise,this blade,will be in your side forever!".The Demon smirked."Now,we wouldn't want that would we boys?"the same one said.In a flash,all that was left was black smoke where they were standing."Where are they....?"said Shadow.in a flash,one had him on the ground."GET OFF!"yelled Shadow.The 14 other Demon's grew spikes out of thier arms,and crep towards Shadow.......

(to be continued)
 
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Chapter 9:Liberate the Kingdom
Shadow was helpless.Shadow wriggled,but they only came closer.He waited until they got closer,before he teleported behind them by stopping time temporarily,and running into the Royal Hallway.Shadow ran,and his Time Stop had worn off.The Demons followed him,but they turned into a liquid form of themselves,and seeped into the floor.Shadow ran,turning at as many hallways as possible.He finally came to a dead end,the key word being "Dead".The Demons came out of the floor and crept closer."Stop!"yelled a Demonic voice through the castle.All the demons seeped into the floor,and scurried off."What was that?"asked Shadow.He ran after them.He followed them into the ballroom.They were bowing,on one knee.Shadow hid behind a pillar.A shadowy figure popped out of the floor."I want to catch him.....myself"said the figure,smirking.He seeped into the floor,and came up behind Shadow."Hello..."it said,crashing Shadow through the pillar."Ow..."All the other Demons had fled,obeying thier master."I am the creature that you Christians know as Satan"it said."Yes,I am your enemy".It flew towards him,and smacked him through the second pillar."Wait.If I can get him to knock the other 2 down,I can hurt him"he thought.Shadow skiddadled over to the 3rd pillar.Satan smacked the pillar as Shadow jumped over it.Shadow ran over to the one next to the East door.Satan swiped it,and Shadow ran outside."NNNNNOOOOO!!!!"shouted Satan as the roof fell on him."Guess my work here is done"said Shadow,flying to the CB.



The End
 
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Akuma said:
Save the Trees Corporation, it read. Akuma frowned. Could it be...Rising Tree? (bad rhyme, sorry)
"Another clue!" Shadow picked up a small pink towel near the CB pool. "Still wet..."
"So," Akuma ran a hand through his own wild hair, "a Mod Hat, a Tree Corp. Badge, and a pink towel."

^_^
oh man!!! thanks for the laugh, akuma :hug: that was priceless.....


heeh..and so are you!!! :p

btw, :hug: to HL
 
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Chapter 10: Reflection
"I'm no king..." muttered Akuma. He brushed aside some rubble with his toe to reveal a single earring. He picked it up. It was dirty and the jewel was ed. The earring almost cried lonliness. He dropped his wife's earring and walked on. His kingdom, once great and glorious, was dark and empty. Even with the Demons gone, no life stirred but him.
"So, God," he sighed. "What now? It seems like just yesterday I was covering my hair in whipped-cheese. Well, that was three days ago but still..."
His wings fluttered and he began to hover above his torn kingdom. "I'm no king at all. You're the only king, Lord. Sorry I keep forgetting that. Leaders aare great to have but you're the big cheese." Whipped-cheese? What am I thinking? Ok, Akuma, just shut up.
He heard a strange crinkling noise and a sharp pain bit between his shoulder-blades. My wings!
For the longest time he fell, heart beating. He didn't see his life flash before his eyes, he didn't see any mystic revelation. He only recognized all the mistakes he made in his life, the things he regretted. Then he realized that this was it. It was finally going to end. He was finally going to see--

CRACK!!

So this is it? Is this what I fought for? This can't be! I know this can't be!
Darkness shrouded him. He struggled to move but he couldn't.
This isn't !
"No," a beautiful voice said. "This is not heaven. You are only unconcious."
My wife... Where are you? Where are my wings?
Glorious in her feathery wings, she appeared, the darkness shying away. "My body is , Akuma. I am one of God's Angels now."
Will I be an Angel when i die, too?
She laughed, it's sound joyous. "Of course not. Only fictional fairy characters who happen to be imaginary wives."
I understand. But my wings...?
"You became prideful of them, Akuma. God took them away from you to make you humble. When you become right again, you shall sprout your wings."
My wife, how am I still alive?
She leaned in a gave him a single kiss. "You more special than you think, Akuma."

The darkness gone, he sat up in the rubble. Dried crossed his face, but he felt fine. He grinned like a maniac. "Lord, you rock."
 
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Chapter 11: Not So Hidden Power


Meanwhile, while Akuma and Shadow battled with the forces of impending doom, Hidden_Love made her usuall cheerful entrance.

"Hey all!" Hidden waved, but nothing waved back. Frowning, she tried again. "Hello?" Echoes engulfed her, drowing her for one horrifying moment in eternity.

Hidden_Love stared, horrified at the empty pool and felt her heart mourn. Not to long ago that very room had been filled with laughter and love. Now it was empty, a chasm of memories...but Hidden tried not to be so dramatic.

Quietly she crept through the room, as noise seemed to shatter the peace. *Disk stopped suddenly* Okay, quiet maybe, but peace? Come on!

Looking around for clues as to what caused this sudden span of noiselessness-too many "quiet"s-she came upon a hole in the wall. It was about six feet tall, and three feet wide. Peeking inside, Hidden_Love gasped. Rows upon rows of creepy technical stuff lay strewn about, and above a clock was a blinking Las Vegas style sign that said "Shadow's Secret Lab"

"Very subtle Shadow..." She said smiling. "Hmm. I've always wondered what his lab was like." Hidden looked around but stopped-as if anyone was watching?! Almost reverntly, she stepped inside that dark cave of too boring, too technical science wonders.(No offense shadow :) )

"Help!" A small distant sound cried. "Help"

Hidden_Love stopped and listened. "Hmm. must be the wind." She slapped her head. "There is no wind."

Her eyes were drawn to a small hole, no larger than the size of her thumb. "Hmmm."

The cry grew louder and louder as she came nearer and nearer to the darker and darker hole-to many ers?lol, just kidding guys.

Suddenly a dark, leather beast flew out and hit Hidden's nose. "Move it child, I got buisness to attend to! Dark stuff ya know"

Hidden blinked. "Uh..." Flies could talk? Woah Bekah, too much chocolate. Your talking to a fruit fly...deep breaths. Thats it!

"I said move it kid!" Hidden_Love became quiet indignant, for anyone that knew her, knew her attitude wehn pushed around.

"I'm not taking orders from a stupid fruit fly! Who do you thnk you are, yellin at me like tha-"

"Hidden_Love! Duck!" Hidden barely had time to react before a ray of light burst through the brassy fly-thing.

"What was that?" Hidden_Love asked as she lifted up her head. "Shadow?! Where is everyone! I'm sorry for going into your lab, it was just open!"

Shadow blinked at the sudden rush of words. "Hidden thtaw asn't a fruit fly you were talking to, that was a demon!"

Hidden_Love laughed a laugh that one would get from hysteria, or maybe chocolate overdose. "Demons!" She searched for a sign on Shadows face that it was all a jock.

Her mouth fell. "Your serious." She gulped.

Shadow's mouth moved, but any sound that was made was drowned out by the sudden rush of a million wings. A heavily panting Akuma dropped rom the hole, and was followed by dark creatures.

"Here they come!"

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Bum bum bum.
 
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Chapter 12: Akuma's (not so) Great Escape

The beating of wings and the echos of the demons' hollars chased him, along with the horde of the monsters themselves. His heart beat so hard in his chest he was sure it might run faster than he! He wasn't even sure how he got into this situation--he remembered going back to the Hole in the Wall to pay his last respects, he fell, he got up, he walked around a little unsure what to do, and then they attacked! Running through the city, he had tried to lose them but that only gave them more space. So there he was, in the small passageways of Outer Fairy World, running for his life.
Oh god, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God! If only I had my wings!!!
He let out a yelp when a talon managed to slice at his back. This is it, I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
Maniacal laughter followed as a great spear tore his shirt off, leaving him bare and chilly. His faithful can of whipped-cheese fell with the shirt.
Now I'm definitely dead.
For a moment he felt air beneath his feet before he fell through a crack, into the dark pits of the Wall. There, lay death and exceptionally hungry mice.
 
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Chapter 13:A Not So Soutine Oriented Day

Shadow walked into the CB wearing his headphone's.He noticed Akuma hadn't been back since he went into the Hole in the Wall.To let Akuma know he was here,he plugged his headphone's into the CB CD Player,and cranked up the volume.Music blared from the CB into the Hole in the Wall.Shadow started to the music singing,"I need you to save me,from these walls that I build,from the broken inside of me that just will not heal,Save Me,when it's hard to beileave,and the faith is so far from the world that I see,won't you Save Me...."the CBers around him began grooving too,and soon there was disco lights,and a disco ball and all the works,food and couches,and a pool party even."Wow Shadow,I can't beileave you started the party of the century!"said Jo."I didn't mean to,but oh well,let's get this party pumped!"said Shadow,cranking up the volume more.
 
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Chapter 14: Conan the CB pig
((Decided to take a break from all themorbid stuff ;) this actually happened. Warning: really weird for even the CB's soapopera-y situations))
One day, while the talk of pregnancy came up, AKuma discovered he was pregnant. Upon further investigation, the doctor (a.k.a. Shaodw) split his belly open and removed the baby. Tha baby was a pig.
Overwhelmed with motherly joy, AKuma named his son Conan. Miss Mayberry then revealed that she was actually male.....again.....and Akuma revealed that she was the father. This caused many awkward situations in the CB, including some people questioning Akuma's manliness and Shadow slapping Mayberry and declaring himself the father. But being raised by so many fun people in the CB, Conan the CB pig was expected to become a godly pig, if not a bit eccentric. He even had Mayberry explain the birds and the bees to him! In the end, Mayberry went on to be a gurl again and Akuma ate an orange, rejoicing in the fruits of their.....pig-having?
 
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