That Awkward Moment Thread

[mojoboy31]

My idea of flirting (these are actual conversations I've had on dating apps when I used them).

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Well? Did he get you pizza? Don't leave us in suspense!

That awkward moment when your mom calls your brother-- her son-- an S.O.B, and you're trapped in the car with them, trying to hold a straight face.

 

[shineyourlight]

My idea of flirting (these are actual conversations I've had on dating apps when I used them).

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Another one. I’ve seen it done before so I wanted to try it on an innocent victim….

 

[shineyourlight]

Well? Did he get you pizza? Don't leave us in suspense!

That awkward moment when your mom calls your brother-- her son-- an S.O.B, and you're trapped in the car with them, trying to hold a straight face.

Oh, trust me. Any opening lines that are similar to that do not get a date with me. Haha. I got my own pizza, okay?!

 

[Alistair_Wonderland]

That awkward moment when you try and put your arm around your crush in the dark and she says nothing but her sister touches your hand and asks "who's hand is that" and then she tells everyone and you feel like you want to shrivel into a raisin and die.

Not that I know anything about that....

 

[shineyourlight]

That awkward moment when you try and put your arm around your crush in the dark and she says nothing but her sister touches your hand and asks "who's hand is that" and then she tells everyone and you feel like you want to shrivel into a raisin and die.

Not that I know anything about that....

Try not to let it get to you. You had the guts to make the first move with your crush.

 

[mojoboy31]

Oh, trust me. Any opening lines that are similar to that do not get a date with me. Haha. I got my own pizza, okay?!

Okay good, the pizza is clearly what's important here.

 

[shineyourlight]

Okay good, the pizza is clearly what's important here.

Exactly. PRIORITIES, mojobear. Priorities.

 

[mojoboy31]

All this talk of pizza. I should get a dough going tonight, and fire up the pizza oven tomorrow.

 

[shineyourlight]

All this talk of pizza. I should get a dough going tonight, and fire up the pizza oven tomorrow.

Are you gonna share?

 

[mojoboy31]

Are you gonna share?

Sure I'll share..... Pictures, maybe XP

 

[shineyourlight]

Sure I'll share..... Pictures, maybe XP

-.- *siiiiiigh*

 

[FredVB]

That awkward moment when a car pulls up along the side of the street where you wait for a friend who is coming to pick you up, and you open the car door on the side and find it is not the car that looked like it would be your friend's car, but somebody else in their own car.

 

[Somber]

That awkward moment when a car pulls up along the side of the street where you wait for a friend who is coming to pick you up, and you open the car door on the side and find it is not the car that looked like it would be your friend's car, but somebody else in their own car.

Oh my! That would be so awkward!!!

 

[FredVB]

Oh my! That would be so awkward!!!

Yeah, it surely would.

That awkward moment when after you go on an outing with a lady showing interest in being with you, at the very next time you see her at a singles event you both go to you go to her and go sit with her at a table and then another guy sits there who she just started with already and they both just talk with each other while you still sit there.

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when the customer says something, and this is your face underneath the medical mask:

 

[Somber]

That awkward moment when the customer says something, and this is your face underneath the medical mask:

Those are the only times I am glad to have a mask on...so nobody can see my full expressions. xD

 

[mojoboy31]

Those are the only times I am glad to have a mask on...so nobody can see my full expressions. xD

Literally! They have saved my job numerous times, and when they come off, I'm going to have a difficult time keeping my facial expressions in check.

 

[Somber]

Literally! They have saved my job numerous times, and when they come off, I'm going to have a difficult time keeping my facial expressions in check.

Aww, yeah!! I feel you!!! I have always had an awful time controlling my face expressions!! Hopefully won't be too hard for you afterwards!!!

 

[klutedavid]

This is a thread for us to poke fun at ourselves by posting our 'that awkward moment'

I'll start.

That awkward moment when someone waves at you, and you wave back only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.

That awkward moment when forget to type the 'f' in 'shift'...

I was the best man at a friends wedding. I had to dance with the bride's best friend. While my best friend danced with his wife. Guess who forgot the dance steps. That is, a very awkward moment.

 

[klutedavid]

This is a thread for us to poke fun at ourselves by posting our 'that awkward moment'

I'll start.

That awkward moment when someone waves at you, and you wave back only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.

That awkward moment when forget to type the 'f' in 'shift'...

Ever been to dinner and the couple have a domestic. You just sit there not knowing what to do, stay or leave?