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Well? Did he get you pizza? Don't leave us in suspense!My idea of flirting (these are actual conversations I've had on dating apps when I used them).
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My idea of flirting (these are actual conversations I've had on dating apps when I used them).
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Oh, trust me. Any opening lines that are similar to that do not get a date with me. Haha. I got my own pizza, okay?!Well? Did he get you pizza? Don't leave us in suspense!
That awkward moment when your mom calls your brother-- her son-- an S.O.B, and you're trapped in the car with them, trying to hold a straight face.
Try not to let it get to you. You had the guts to make the first move with your crush.That awkward moment when you try and put your arm around your crush in the dark and she says nothing but her sister touches your hand and asks "who's hand is that" and then she tells everyone and you feel like you want to shrivel into a raisin and die.
Not that I know anything about that....
Okay good, the pizza is clearly what's important here.Oh, trust me. Any opening lines that are similar to that do not get a date with me. Haha. I got my own pizza, okay?!
Exactly. PRIORITIES, mojobear. Priorities.Okay good, the pizza is clearly what's important here.
Are you gonna share?All this talk of pizza. I should get a dough going tonight, and fire up the pizza oven tomorrow.
Sure I'll share..... Pictures, maybe XPAre you gonna share?
-.- *siiiiiigh*Sure I'll share..... Pictures, maybe XP
Oh my! That would be so awkward!!!That awkward moment when a car pulls up along the side of the street where you wait for a friend who is coming to pick you up, and you open the car door on the side and find it is not the car that looked like it would be your friend's car, but somebody else in their own car.
Somber said:Oh my! That would be so awkward!!!
Those are the only times I am glad to have a mask on...so nobody can see my full expressions. xDThat awkward moment when the customer says something, and this is your face underneath the medical mask:
Literally! They have saved my job numerous times, and when they come off, I'm going to have a difficult time keeping my facial expressions in check.Those are the only times I am glad to have a mask on...so nobody can see my full expressions. xD
Aww, yeah!! I feel you!!! I have always had an awful time controlling my face expressions!! Hopefully won't be too hard for you afterwards!!!Literally! They have saved my job numerous times, and when they come off, I'm going to have a difficult time keeping my facial expressions in check.
I was the best man at a friends wedding. I had to dance with the bride's best friend. While my best friend danced with his wife. Guess who forgot the dance steps. That is, a very awkward moment.This is a thread for us to poke fun at ourselves by posting our 'that awkward moment'
I'll start.
That awkward moment when someone waves at you, and you wave back only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.
That awkward moment when forget to type the 'f' in 'shift'...
Ever been to dinner and the couple have a domestic. You just sit there not knowing what to do, stay or leave?This is a thread for us to poke fun at ourselves by posting our 'that awkward moment'
I'll start.
That awkward moment when someone waves at you, and you wave back only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.
That awkward moment when forget to type the 'f' in 'shift'...
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