That Awkward Moment Thread

[LadyOfMystery]

That awkward moment when you're on facebook and you see a very emotional/sad status and you click the instead of the rating. They're right next to each other though!! Ugh. lol

 

[Citanul]

That awkward moment when you've been using a word with a totally different meaning than what you thought it is, for a good couple of times.
Hint:me

Just had to post this.

 

[Gell]

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Just had to post this.

You're on point.

 

[Toro]

That moment that you are suggestively harassing Bixby while you aren't alone in the elevator.

(Sorry, just setting up my new phone and remembered there is a movement of people that are upset that AI doesn't "fight back" )

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

I tend to talk to myself when I'm trying to figure out whether to buy an item...
Me: Peaches! Now, where are those peaches? They would be a good addition to...
Store Employee: Ma'am the peaches are over there on your left...

or that one time...

Me: Well, do I really need this tracking device? oooh but it comes in pink! Those cat ear headphones though, always wanted to buy those.
I turned back to my shock someone was behind me looking at me all weirded out...
I put on my derp face and slowly walked away...I regret till this day not getting those headphones though :/

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

coworker the other day stopped me by the hallway one morning...
"What are you smoking? You seem high all the time?!"
Me: Lol, idk, maybe the Holy Spirit? Jesus??!

*Instead of trading drugs, we trade jokes. Acting all secretive....
"Hey, you got one today?" Looks left and right...
Me: yeah...what did the chemist say to his valentine...
"What?"
Me: I periodically think about you.
*bursts out laughing
Me: Hey, this doesn't come free! What you got?
"I know a dirty joke."
Me: Nooo! You? Nah! On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it?
"K, there was a white horse...he...fell in the mud..."
Me: ?
*10 seconds later
Me: Oh, I get it!!! the horse falling into the mud hence a dirty joke! Genius!

*Welcome to the world of healthcare, where corny jokes are welcomed with open arms...
and silent stares...
and a weird look from the manager...

 

[Niels]

Colleague: What's up?
Me: Fine

Colleague: How's it going?
Me: Not much

Also, when people say hi right when we're passing each other, and I don't respond quickly enough (if at all). Maybe I was reading email, or deep in thought at the time, and didn't see them coming. Sometimes, I wonder if they think I'm rude, and consider explaining the situation to them later on, but that might make the situation even more awkward.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

Gaaah, went and got mail, but there were a group of men doing construction work, I walk passed by them, is it just me or does anyone else feel awkward when you happen to be the only one walking by a group, anyways, on my way back, I had this strange feeling they were eyeing me. One guy yelled out, "Good morning!"
I got startled but waved back. Lol and walked faster

 

[mojoboy31]

I still submit I can top anyone in this thread with my every day awkwardness.

Went to get a haircut, the stylist asked if I had kids. Her eyes lit up when I said no. She asked if I was married, and was pleased when I said no. Asked if I had a girlfriend, smiled wide when I said no..... And then tried to convince me to use farmersonlydotcom, telling me how I can use it even though I'm not a farmer....

 

[Paulie079]

That awkward moment when you are fishing and catching nothing but bluegill at sundown and then totally unexpectedly land a 2 to 3-lb catfish and have no idea what to do

 

[mojoboy31]

That awkward moment when you are fishing and catching nothing but bluegill at sundown and then totally unexpectedly land a 2 to 3-lb catfish and have no idea what to do

That awkward moment when you sneak a fish story into the awkward moment thread

 

[Paulie079]

That awkward moment when you sneak a fish story into the awkward moment thread

The hilarious part about it is I am so unexperienced and have such low expectations of myself that I expect to catch tiny fish and then have no idea what to do when I catch a big one lol. And I say big, but really it was medium-sized for a catfish.

 

[Squeakers]

That extremely awkward moment when you're in an elevator full of nursing students and you let one loose just loud enough for all to hear....

The worst part? While trying to ignore said toot by looking away like I didn't do it, the RN that was training the students turned to me and smiled.
"That sounded pretty healthy!" he chuckled. A couple of students looked amused...one of them looked absolutely horrified.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

That extremely awkward moment when you're in an elevator full of nursing students and you let one loose just loud enough for all to hear....

The worst part? While trying to ignore said toot by looking away like I didn't do it, the RN that was training the students turned to me and smiled.
"That sounded pretty healthy!" he chuckled. A couple of students looked amused...one of them looked absolutely horrified.

Lol, don't worry, they are used to it . In a shift, they will have heard numerous toots, and they themselves would have tooted (I know I have lol). Better "out than in" they say.

 

[mojoboy31]

That extremely awkward moment when you're in an elevator full of nursing students and you let one loose just loud enough for all to hear....

The worst part? While trying to ignore said toot by looking away like I didn't do it, the RN that was training the students turned to me and smiled.
"That sounded pretty healthy!" he chuckled. A couple of students looked amused...one of them looked absolutely horrified.

RIP


Should have gone with the classic: "he that smelt it, dealt it.".........

The hilarious part about it is I am so unexperienced and have such low expectations of myself that I expect to catch tiny fish and then have no idea what to do when I catch a big one lol. And I say big, but really it was medium-sized for a catfish.

ha. Sounds like you did pretty good

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Squeakers]

RIP


Should have gone with the classic: "he that smelt it, dealt it.".........

ha. Sounds like you did pretty good

It wasn't even that good...like, it was kinda squeaky.

"Whoever denied it, supplied it."

 

[mojoboy31]

It wasn't even that good...like, it was kinda squeaky.

"Whoever denied it, supplied it."

so that's how you got the nickname squeakers.

 

[redblue22]

My life is one big awkwardness. I wake to play the fool. Even this post is too much an example.

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

Me: Alexa, please play Medieval music...
Alexa: Here's a station for Devo music...
Me: Alexa! please play Meed-eee-val music...
Alexa: Here's a playlist for Evil music, Dark Industrial Metal, from amazon music...
Me: Alexaaa! Stoppp! Alexa, please play Me-deee- val music...
Alexa: Here's a station for Medieval music....
Me: Finally! Thank You!