Tim, until the other day, out of all the times I've gotten into a pool float, I had never thought to myself, "Melissa, you should check this pool float and make sure there aren't any spiders in it". But the other day that thought randomly popped into my mind. So I looked it over very quickly, then told myself, "You are being a paranoid weirdo. Get in the dang float." And so I did get in the float.
Ten minutes later, a spider decided it wanted to get some sun whilst resting on my arm, and I probably broke some world records as I, graceful as a buffalo, exploded out of the float and into the pool.
The end.