Take THAT Brad Pitt! ...

[BigToe]

I don't believe so. What is the strangest rep comment you have left someone else?

 

[chaoschristian]

There was another one that was really funny. Is there a way to look at all my past rep, not just the most recent?

Sadly, I believe that that is denied to us.

 

[BigToe]

what has been your favorite question that you have asked someone else?

 

[Willtor]

I don't believe so. What is the strangest rep comment you have left someone else?

I don't know, but it probably involves Chuck Norris.

what has been your favorite question that you have asked someone else?

If each snuggle cost a buck, would you charge a buck to give a tuck and make patients struggle for a snuggle? Or would you suck it up and give a snuggle tuck without the buck? With any luck you'd chuck the buck and give a snuggle free of trouble.

 

[BigToe]

Did you know that was my fave question you have asked someone else too?

 

[Willtor]

Did you know that was my fave question you have asked someone else too?

Haha! I can see that. It's sort of like Dr. Seuss and it involves snuggles.

 

[chaoschristian]

So if Dr. Seuss were written by Hans Kung, what would Green Eggs and Ham be like?

 

[Willtor]

So if Dr. Seuss were written by Hans Kung, what would Green Eggs and Ham be like?

I will not eat the bread or drink the wine, as I do not accept the party line. I do not believe it's the blood or the man, I do not believe it, Sam I Am.

Although it is accepted by the majority, you don't have to accept Papal authority. Transubstantiation on the other hand, is the mark of our brand.

You may say it is of the ways Apostolic, but I am not Roman Catholic.

Would you eat it in a lurch? Would you eat it in a Church?

I would not eat it in a lurch. I would not eat it in a Church. The bread does not become the man, I do not accept it Sam I Am.

Would you eat it as part of the new creation? Would you eat it with the congregation?

I would not eat it as part of the new creation. I would not eat it with the congregation. I would not eat it in a lurch. I would not eat it in a Church. The bread does not become the man, I do not accept it Sam I Am.

Would you eat it for the sake of variety? Would you eat it for the sake of piety?

I would not, could not eat it for the sake of variety. I would not, could not eat it for the sake of piety. I would not eat it as part of the new creation. I would not eat it with the congregation. I would not eat it in a lurch. I would not eat it in a Church. The bread does not become the man, I do not accept it Sam I Am.

You must take a bite as the priest leads. You must take heed of my pleas. Our Church is not the harlot on the beast, you must give us a try at least.

Fine. Fine. I'll give in with a sigh. If you really insist, I'll give it a try... Wow! I think it really did become the blood and the flesh. The doctrine all begins to mesh. I think it really did become the man. I finally believe it, Sam I Am.

 

[chaoschristian]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Minty green fresh for absolute humor.

This now becomes the funniest thing I've ever read on CF.

My hat is off to you, oh Mighty Willtor!

I will not eat the bread or drink the wine, as I do not accept the party line. I do not believe it's the blood or the man, I do not believe it, Sam I Am.

Although it is accepted by the majority, you don't have to accept Papal authority. Transubstantiation on the other hand, is the mark of our brand.

You may say it is of the ways Apostolic, but I am not Roman Catholic.

Would you eat it in a lurch? Would you eat it in a Church?

I would not eat it in a lurch. I would not eat it in a Church. The bread does not become the man, I do not accept it Sam I Am.

Would you eat it as part of the new creation? Would you eat it with the congregation?

I would not eat it as part of the new creation. I would not eat it with the congregation. I would not eat it in a lurch. I would not eat it in a Church. The bread does not become the man, I do not accept it Sam I Am.

Would you eat it for the sake of variety? Would you eat it for the sake of piety?

I would not, could not eat it for the sake of variety. I would not, could not eat it for the sake of piety. I would not eat it as part of the new creation. I would not eat it with the congregation. I would not eat it in a lurch. I would not eat it in a Church. The bread does not become the man, I do not accept it Sam I Am.

You must take a bite as the priest leads. You must take heed of my pleas. Our Church is not the harlot on the beast, you must give us a try at least.

Fine. Fine. I'll give in with a sigh. If you really insist, I'll give it a try... Wow! I think it really did become the blood and the flesh. The doctrine all begins to mesh. I think it really did become the man. I finally believe it, Sam I Am.

 

[Willtor]

I don't usually do this with my own humor, but I was actually giggling as I wrote it. I think I'll repost it in the Kafe, if you don't mind.

 

[chaoschristian]

I don't usually do this with my own humor, but I was actually giggling as I wrote it. I think I'll repost it in the Kafe, if you don't mind.

oh please oh please oh please do

New question:

You, USIncognito, Ravenscape, Pats, BigToe, VegasXtian, and any others that you desire to add are all a band of super heroes.

What is the superhero name and power of each of the above mentioned CF users?

Who is their arch villian nemesis?

 

[Willtor]

You, USIncognito, Ravenscape, Pats, BigToe, VegasXtian, and any others that you desire to add are all a band of super heroes.

What is the superhero name and power of each of the above mentioned CF users?

Who is their arch villian nemesis?

The Mighty Willtor: I'd be me, of course. My bulky, muscular physique that permits me to raise an aircraft carrier over my head is sure to come in handy somewhere along the way. Also, I can fly and I'm impervious to bullets. My kryptonite is Wasabi Peas.

USincognito: He would be UKincognito and he'd be the master of disguises. He would act as the eyes and ears of the team as he could hide in plain view. For all you know, he could be in the room with you, right now, reading this over your shoulder.

Ravenscape: Ravenscape would be our resident spell caster. She only has one identity because she has the power of the Earth to protect her (as per her CF symbol). She can also quote Poe from memory. This is useful because our nemeses are likely to recycle plot lines from such things, and it is helpful to us that she can indicate what's coming.

Pats: Her super identity would be Taps and in addition to doing clever anagrams, she has developed super hearing and super vision from raising children, and she can stay up long hours remaining totally alert. She warns us of danger if it's coming.

BigToe: When she puts her foot down, evil-doers beware! She has super kicking ability and can precisely tune a stomp to cause an earthquake anywhere on planet. Her other super power (which is really handy on a personal level) is that she will never get bunions.

VegasXtian: VegasXtian would be VegasXtian-X. She would be a gadget heroine who draws all of her devices from the technology present in Las Vegas. Also, a freak nuclear accident at a casino gave her the ability to calculate obscure probabilities on the fly, which she used to play the slots until she became a hero.

ChaosChristian: ChaosChristian can see patterns in anything, no matter how chaotic. He can do fast factoring in his head and can manually decrypt any enemy transmission. Combined with VegasXtian-X, they can determine the solution to any problem. Also, he's the comic relief.

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Our nemesis is:

Canned Ham: Canned Ham is impervious to reason and has the power to alter the laws of physics as they suit him. He can also make things appear as something they are not. Our super team is working hard to keep him from inadvertently sterilizing the Earth.

 

[Pats]

Why am I Taps?

 

[Willtor]

It's an anagram for Pats. If people can't tell that Superman is Clark Kent without the glasses, they won't figure out that Taps is Pats.

 

[BigToe]

what are our superhero costumes?

 

[Willtor]

what are our superhero costumes?

We all have "evolve fish" and some of us have IXTHYS written inside.

 

[BigToe]

where do snuggles fit into this super hero clan?

 

[Pats]

AS long as I don't have to play Taps as the warning signal.

Where's our super secret super hero headquarters?

 

[chaoschristian]

And what is our super secret super hero handshake?

 

[BigToe]

and what are our super secret super hero modes of transportation?