Stephen hawking

[morse86]

You all agree stephen hawking has ALS and uses a "twitch style" keyboard + computer for speech. This keyboard is worse than typing a novel on a smartphone.


Answer me this then.

1) How does Stephen Hawking manage to publish 10,000 page books using that "twitch style worse than a smartphone keyboard"?!?!?!?

2) How does he manage to give those long university lectures?

He is giving so many speeches and input lately, who is actually "typing" for him? Is he another actor to turn people against god?

More on the Stephen Hawking hoax: http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1691&p=2393136&hilit=stephen+hawking#p2393136

 

[MehGuy]

He can communicate by farts too.

Really though, over the years he's probably gotten pretty fast.

See how fast some of them kids type.. especially on those old clam phones?

 

[morse86]

He can communicate by farts too.

Really though, over the years he's probably gotten pretty fast.

See how fast some of them kids type.. especially on those old clam phones?

I got a Samsung S5, when I try to type it has all sorts of typos. This is using a computer more advanced than stephen hawkings obsolete processor. Are you telling me this actor can publish 10,000 page fiction novels using that style of keyboard?

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

 

[MehGuy]

I don't know, I don't really care..

I'd just wager that one would get mighty quick after a while.

If he's a fraud oh well. lol.

Typos are fine, I"m sure someone is there to fix that. Maybe he has some simplified code for typing.

dg- for dog and what not.. lol.

 

[crjmurray]

I got a Samsung S5, when I try to type it has all sorts of typos. This is using a computer more advanced than stephen hawkings obsolete processor. Are you telling me this actor can publish 10,000 page fiction novels using that style of keyboard?

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

Offensive, mean spirited, ignorant and just flat out stupid. You're jumping the shark. Get out of this forum.

 

[lasthero]

Why is this on this forum?

 

[MehGuy]

How can someone write 10,000 books?

 

[morse86]

Why is this on this forum?

Stephen hawking has everything to do with evolution vs creation viewpoint.

Evolution, Big Bang theory, actors like Degrasse, Bill Nye, and Stephen hawking are all connected.



Edit: I meant 10,000 paged books.

 

[lasthero]

Stephen hawking has everything to do with evolution vs creation viewpoint.

Evolution, Big Bang theory, actors like Degrasse, Bill Nye, and Stephen hawking are all connected.



Edit: Sorry, I meant 10,000 page books.

Even if i accept that Stephen Hawking has something to do with evolution - and he doesn't, really - Stephen Hawking's typing ability has nothing more to do with evolution than his shoe size.

 

[Shemjaza]

Disgusting and pointless. You should be ashamed of yourself.

He's a smart man with a lot of time on his hands, he prerecords his lectures.

And it pays to remember, that besmirching a respected scientist won't make evidence go away or your personal fantasies about the universe suddenly true.

 

[morse86]

Disgusting and pointless. You should be ashamed of yourself.

He's a smart man with a lot of time on his hands, he prerecords his lectures.

And it pays to remember, that besmirching a respected scientist won't make evidence go away or your personal fantasies about the universe suddenly true.

I'm sorry but have you tried typing on a smartphone? It will take you all eternity to publish a 10,000 paged book using a smartphone style keyboard.

No not one on earth could type a 10,000 paged book using the most advanced smartphone keyboard with advanced predictability. What in the world makes you think Stephen Hawking can?!?!?!?!?

 

[MehGuy]

It would take a long time, but it's certainly feasible.

Like I said, he's a smart man he's probably come up with some elaborate shorthand typing language.

 

[crjmurray]

I'm sorry but have you tried typing on a smartphone? It will take you all eternity to publish a 10,000 paged book using a smartphone style keyboard.

No not one on earth could type a 10,000 paged book using the most advanced smartphone keyboard with advanced predictability. What in the world makes you think Stephen Hawking can?!?!?!?!?

You are accusing a physically handicapped person of being a fake. You can have your loony toon delusions about reality but this behavior is disgusting. GET OFF OF THIS FORUM YOU DIRTBAG.

 

[lasthero]

I'm sorry but have you tried typing on a smartphone? It will take you all eternity to publish a 10,000 paged book using a smartphone style keyboard.

No not one on earth could type a 10,000 paged book using the most advanced smartphone keyboard with advanced predictability. What in the world makes you think Stephen Hawking can?!?!?!?!?

What 10,000 page book are you even referring to?

 

[Shemjaza]

I'm sorry but have you tried typing on a smartphone? It will take you all eternity to publish a 10,000 paged book using a smartphone style keyboard.

No not one on earth could type a 10,000 paged book using the most advanced smartphone keyboard with advanced predictability. What in the world makes you think Stephen Hawking can?!?!?!?!?

He has lots of practice. There are many skills people develop when they don't have other options. Take people born without arms, they are frequently able to use their toes as nimbly as you or I use our hands.

Also, where are you getting this 10,000 page book figure from?


As an aside, let's just accept your silly conspiracy theory.
Why? Why do it? We have scientific ideas that stand on their own merits. Why pretend that a disabled physicist came up with it rather then any number of able bodied physicists?

 

[MerlinJ]

10,000 page books, eh? Maybe if you read books you'd know what an absurd number that is for one.

This thread is pointless. Obviously someone helps him write them. They're called ghostwriters.

 

[MehGuy]

Are you the same guy who created the thread claiming that Stephen Hawking was a murderer, because he nudged some creationist into an oncoming subway?

 

[TLK Valentine]

I'm sorry but have you tried typing on a smartphone? It will take you all eternity to publish a 10,000 paged book using a smartphone style keyboard.

No not one on earth could type a 10,000 paged book using the most advanced smartphone keyboard with advanced predictability. What in the world makes you think Stephen Hawking can?!?!?!?!?

Because he's smarter than you are.

 

[MehGuy]

I read that the women who wrote 50 Shades of Grey wrote it on a clamphone.

 

[Queller]

I'm sorry but have you tried typing on a smartphone? It will take you all eternity to publish a 10,000 paged book using a smartphone style keyboard.

No not one on earth could type a 10,000 paged book using the most advanced smartphone keyboard with advanced predictability. What in the world makes you think Stephen Hawking can?!?!?!?!?

Stephen Hawking wrote a 10,000 page book? Are you sure you aren't mixing him up with Stephen King? Even then, King's longest single book was only about 1,150 pages.