silly inventions

[waterwizard]

Originally posted by Omaha-gal
  

Modify the invention of the public toilet flush sensors, :o

 for in home use, along with added feature an auto 3 minute timer with a loud recording of your choice, for those who fall asleep while readin. 

noise choices could be:

wolves howling;  window glass breaking;

 'oh, didn't know you were in here, sorry';

 Roy Rogers yodeling; Jaws movie theme;

' hey! did ya fall in, or what man!'

VeggieTale song- ' oh where is my hairbrush '.

 

Or anything sung by Slim Whitman.

 

[cenimo]

Brain Damage

yer killin me...


how about "reverso" shaving cream for peole who work outdoors like lumberjacks, people who live out in the woods...
you put it on your face when you go to sleep, then your whiskers grow IN, not out, and you just kind of "gnaw" them off in the morning, instead of shaving!

 

[chriso]

waterless shower

 

[GirlForChrist]

how about.......INVISABLE CLOTHES.......YIKES that would be scary

 

[Wheeler4Christ]

dehydrated water... great for hiking and biking. Very light.

 

[moerunamida]

Sugarless sugar

~Mandie

 

[Liquid_Niki]

colorless hair dye,

clear make-up,

hairbrushes that tangle,

bubble-less bubble gum

 

[BlackPanther]

roofless houses.

 

[en|gma]

eyeglasses with wiper just like in cars

 

[en|gma]

graded car windshields (u know, just like eyeglasses)

 

[en|gma]

roll-on eye-mo (or any eye drop that reducea redness)

 

[Liquid_Niki]

Cake flavored cat food, lol, for your kitty on her B-day

 

[fred.meyhew]

NOT BEING RUDE, BUT THEY ALWAYS CRITISISE YOUNG PEOPLE FOR BEING IN THE WAY OF THEIR BUGGIES BECAUSE THE OLD DEARS CANT BE BOTHERED TO GO AROUND US
!

 

[Lyle]

 

[Starcradle]

Interesting.

 

[OceanAngel]

make-up for men.

 

[P_G]

Liver & Honey ice cream

 

[OceanAngel]

Garlic Icecream

 

[PASHOK]

- square shaped helmets
- spring water with caffeine. (already been invented)
- concentrated flatuance (I probably miss-spelled Was trying to say farts)
- laughing gas

 

[OceanAngel]

Caffeine Free Coffee