Signs That You're Single

[shineyourlight]

This is just for fun.

What are some signs which show you're single?

I'll go first.

I ordered Chinese food after a really stressful week at work. The Chinese food came to my door and in it were 4 sets of silverware and 20 napkins. They thought they were feeding a family, while in fact, it was just me.

:x

 

[Saucy]

I get to make all the relationship/marriage jokes without fear

 

[Sketcher]

When grocery shopping and asking yourself "how long will this last," you wonder how long it is until it goes bad instead of how fast it will be eaten up.

Valentine's Day can be safely tuned out, and it's best that you do so.

Everything in your home or apartment is exactly as you left it, for better or for worse (unless you have pets).

 

[mojoboy31]

When your strongest relationship in life is with your Netflix account

 

[Sophrosyne]

When you are reading this thread hoping someone will say something witty so you can reply to it.

 

[MehGuy]

When you're actually at peace and have freedom.

 

[Alistair_Wonderland]

I suffer from severe clinical depression and thought of sui....

Oh wait, this is meant to be funny. Um... I'm a brony who spends most of my time watching anime and v-tubers! (Honestly, if that doesn't scream single, I don't know what does. And no, this is not a joke, sadly.)

 

[Alistair_Wonderland]

When you're actually at peace and have freedom.

Y'all haven't been in a decent relationship then.

 

[dzheremi]

I bought an exercise bike instead of a kitchen table, and I am not a health nut.

 

[shineyourlight]

When your strongest relationship in life is with your Netflix account

But, Peacock is where it's at (because of The Office )

 

[mojoboy31]

But, Peacock is where it's at (because of The Office )

Speaking of the office. Signs your single: you have seen The Office-- a nine season show-- at least three times.

 

[shineyourlight]

Speaking of the office. Signs your single: you have seen The Office-- a nine season show-- at least three times.

Only 3?! Get on that bandwagon of watching it 10 times or more. Pfft, amateur.

 

[mojoboy31]

Only 3?! Get on that bandwagon of watching it 10 times or more. Pfft, amateur.

Fiiiiine. Guess I gotta watch The Office again... Such a chore.....

 

[shineyourlight]

Fiiiiine. Guess I gotta watch The Office again... Such a chore.....

Excuse me?

You will do it with a HAPPY heart. "Do everything readily and cheerfully - no bickering, no second-guessing allowed!" - And no, I'm totally NOT taking the scripture out of context Jesus was definitely thinking about Jim Halpert when coming up with this Scripture.

 

[shineyourlight]

Drinking milk out of the carton in the same sweatpants you've worn for days now.

 

[mojoboy31]

Putting your pajamas back on after you shower, and spending your whole day off in pjs.

 

[mojoboy31]

Excuse me?

You will do it with a HAPPY heart. "Do everything readily and cheerfully - no bickering, no second-guessing allowed!" - And no, I'm totally NOT taking the scripture out of context Jesus was definitely thinking about Jim Halpert when coming up with this Scripture.

Oh 1000% He was entirely referring to binge-watching The Office over and over.

 

[shineyourlight]

Putting your pajamas back on after you shower, and spending your whole day off in pjs.

That has definitely happened on vacation or during Covid when we were shut down, haha.

Oh 1000% He was entirely referring to binge-watching The Office over and over.

Yeah, it's in the Message Bible

 

[mojoboy31]

That has definitely happened on vacation or during Covid when we were shut down, haha.


Yeah, it's in the Message Bible

feels like such a long time ago! Though I never got to stay home for lockdowns. I was an "essential worker"

The message Bible!

 

[Servus]

When my entire apartment is a "man cave". And there's no one to complain about the toilet seat being left up.