Signs That You're Single

[.Mikha'el.]

This is just for fun.

What are some signs which show you're single?

I like this one.

 

[Lost4words]

This is just for fun.

What are some signs which show you're single?

I'll go first.

I ordered Chinese food after a really stressful week at work. The Chinese food came to my door and in it were 4 sets of silverware and 20 napkins. They thought they were feeding a family, while in fact, it was just me.

:x

There's only pair of slippers in my kennel

 

[ozso]

There's no such thing as getting home too late for dinner.

 

[mojoboy31]

When your only crushes are fictional characters

 

[Saucy]

 

[shineyourlight]

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Honestly, I take myself out on a date to sushi for Valentine's Day.

 

[mojoboy31]

Valentines is my parents wedding anniversary. Our tradition since I was a kid, is to make them a meal and setup the house like a restaurant. Now, I run the kitchen, and my little nephews are my servers/staff.

Signs you're single: mastering the art of taking yourself on a date.

 

[Vinter]

I can leave the toilet seat up and no one complains.

 

[shineyourlight]

When you eat half a container of rainbow sherbet from the actual container......

......that may or may not have just happened.

 

[shineyourlight]

I suffer from severe clinical depression and thought of sui....

Oh wait, this is meant to be funny. Um... I'm a brony who spends most of my time watching anime and v-tubers! (Honestly, if that doesn't scream single, I don't know what does. And no, this is not a joke, sadly.)

 

[shineyourlight]

The spiciest thing in your life is your Chipotle burrito.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

when the only one buying you valentines candy is your dad.Seriously though every yr since I was a kid my dad has bought me candy on valentines day so I wont feel left out.

 

[Saucy]

"Just tell your wife no and come hang out with the guys. She won't mind."

 

[mojoboy31]

"Just tell your wife no and come hang out with the guys. She won't mind."

 

[Somber]

when the only one buying you valentines candy is your dad.Seriously though every yr since I was a kid my dad has bought me candy on valentines day so I wont feel left out.

That is the sweetest! Aww!!

 

[sunshineforJesus]

That is the sweetest! Aww!!

I agree,For many yrs he bought me a teddy bear also for my collection till I told him I had far too many.

 

[shineyourlight]

I went to a friend's party tonight and every one of them is married. When they did cheers tonight, they did cheers for their beautiful wives as I sat there eating cake.

 

[Niels]

Sometimes, the two car garage seems half full. Other times, it seems half empty. Looks like I need another coupe!

 

[Somber]

I went to a friend's party tonight and every one of them is married. When they did cheers tonight, they did cheers for their beautiful wives as I sat there eating cake.

Awww, I feel you! Seems like everyone I knew from when I was younger is either married or has kids now. But cake is good!

 

[timewerx]

You love to play SINGLE player games (only gamers would understand the humor )