SETI shutting down?!

[Delphiki]

Europeans are actually aliens from one of Jupiter's moons. True story.

 

[AV1611VET]

Everyone has everything wrong. All plutonium is obviously from Pluto. That's why it was downgraded; we mined so much plutonium for bombs and power plants that it died as a planet and became a dead orbiting husk.

Pluto 'died' because scientists rigged a vote: 32

 

[Upisoft]

Of course. Everybody whose knowledge is worth anything at all knows this.

Oh. And "Milky Way". No body knows for sure where these come from, but it has to be from our galaxy.

 

[Lion Hearted Man]

You forget to mention that we get mercury for our thermometers from planet Mercury. Also we get Uranium from Uranus. Also it is obvious we have much more Uranium, because Uranus is much bigger than Pluto. And also this:

we get from Venus.

Well, maybe there are more I'm missing.

Don't forget our favorite cars from our favorite ringed planet!

 

[Upisoft]

Europeans are actually aliens from one of Jupiter's moons. True story.

Of course. We are here to obtain your large reserves of Americium.

 

[Cabal]

Of course. We are here to obtain your large reserves of Americium.

Why would we want that?*

Europium is far superior to puny Americium.








*no-one say smoke detectors

 

[Upisoft]

Why would we want that?*
Europium is far superior to puny Americium.

*no-one say smoke detectors

the European Space Agency is planning to use americium for its space probes.

....

 

[Jazer]

Are you telling me the Pharisees were not the scientists of their day?

Let me see, there is Aristotle, Socrates & Plato and then there is Paul.

 

[Jazer]

Such a shame. Did you hear that it's shutting down?

Wow, Stephen Hawkings is going to be heartbroken, who is going to break the news to him? That would be like trying to tell Stephen King that demons do not exist.

 

[sandwiches]

Wow, Stephen Hawkings is going to be heartbroken, who is going to break the news to him? That would be like trying to tell Stephen King that demons do not exist.

Are you saying that someone's going to tell Stephen Hawking (no 's') that extraterrestrial beings don't exist?

 

[Lion Hearted Man]

Wow, Stephen Hawkings is going to be heartbroken, who is going to break the news to him? That would be like trying to tell Stephen King that demons do not exist.

So stopping SETI = extraterrestrial life doesn't exist?

 

[Doveaman]

So stopping SETI = extraterrestrial life doesn't exist?

The only evidence we had for extraterrestrial life was SETI.

 

[sandwiches]

The only evidence we had for extraterrestrial life was SETI.

We had evidence for ET life? Since when??

 

[selfinflikted]

We had evidence for ET life? Since when??

Wait. You mean the countless eye-witness accounts of UFO sightings and alien abductions don't count?!

 

[freezerman2000]

Dang...their screen saver is so cool, too.

 

[sandwiches]

Wait. You mean the countless eye-witness accounts of UFO sightings and alien abductions don't count?!

I guess if they count for the Bible, they must count for aliens, too. But I thought most Christians thought aliens couldn't exist because humans are supposed to be unique... or something...

 

[selfinflikted]

I guess if they count for the Bible, they must count for aliens, too. But I thought most Christians thought aliens couldn't exist because humans are supposed to be unique... or something...

I see my point didn't escape you.

 

[Doveaman]

We had evidence for ET life? Since when??

The intense search by SETI for ET life and the millions of dollars spent trying to find them gave us reason to believe ET life existed. Therefore the only evidence we had for extraterrestrial life was SETI.

 

[sandwiches]

The intense search by SETI for ET life and the millions of dollars spent trying to find them gave us reason to believe ET life existed. Therefore the only evidence we had for extraterrestrial life was SETI.

The intense search and money spend looking ET life was EVIDENCE of ET life?

Oh my goodness...

No wonder you guys don't accept scientific evidence. You don't even understand what the word "evidence" means!

 

[Delphiki]

I guess if they count for the Bible, they must count for aliens, too. But I thought most Christians thought aliens couldn't exist because humans are supposed to be unique... or something...

On the contrary. Have you read Ezekiel?

The chariot of fire, shaped like a big wheel, that comes down from above the clouds and takes Elijah away in a beam of light?

Or how about Exodus... where *ahem* Moses *ahem* parts the sea and God travels with them, providing shade by day and light by night before settling on the embankment... Where Moses goes in and and comes back out with the commandments. If that doesn't scream Stargate....