Senkaku's Illusionary world...

[Circumcised_Heart]

It is at this moment that a scouting party of angry lemmings (or I suppose they could be hobbits) bursts into the clearing and demands to be introduced to Isolde. The lemmings, due to similarities in pronunciation, have mistaken Isolde for Isildur, and are hoping to warn him of his bane.

 

[Senkaku]

*A wild Pikachu appears and waves at everyone while eating an ice cream cone*

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

*A wild Pikachu appears and waves at everyone while eating an ice cream cone*

Alas, the wild Pikachu is mistaken for an orc, and promptly slain by the lemmings.

 

[LaSorcia]

*LaSorcia waves her magic wand, wiping such negative illusions clean. Waves the wand again and suddenly, we are all in Pureland.*

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

*LaSorcia waves her magic wand, wiping such negative illusions clean. Waves the wand again and suddenly, we are all in Pureland.*

In Pureland, war-lemmings are often defeated by small, marauding bands of Amazonian guinea pigs, who wear nothing but grass skirts and have mastered the art of using dance as a weapon.

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

In Pureland, war-lemmings are often defeated by small, marauding bands of Amazonian guinea pigs, who wear nothing but grass skirts and have mastered the art of using dance as a weapon.

It was at this point and with this thought that a lone, solitary war-lemming entered the scene from between the blades of long grass growing at the riverbank, and called out in a shrill but haunting voice "LaSorcia, LaSorcia, let down your hair".

 

[LaSorcia]

LaSorcia is heard singing, "Never, you may not climb my golden stair! There's a cliff over thataway; go jump off!"

 

[Senkaku]

*Senkaku slowly fades in and appears standing on a tree branch, looking over to everyone* hmm, seems like you're having a good time. Perhaps it's time to go deeper into Illusion. *Senkaku crouches down and touches the branch with his index finger. Starting from the tree, the entire world begins to change into a colorful candy land.*

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

Senkaku's mad wizardly is abruptly ended by the arrival of a small, marauding band of beautiful Amazonian guinea pigs, wearing nothing but grass skirts. Dancing onto the scene, innumerable arrows are fired in the general direction of the mad wizard, who quickly exits into the stench-filled swamp nearby - a fitting end for a foul entity.

"LaSorcia, LaSorcia, let down your hair", calls the war-lemming again in a more desperate-sounding whisper. "These guinea pigs are crazy - you know what they will do with me!"