roommate joke (read out loud)

[rach]

Ok, my friend and I made this one up the other day, but you must understand and say the word "room" like "womb..."

So, you ask someone..."Do you have a twin?"

Then they say no (unless they do have a twin) And then ask "Did you ever have a "wombmate?" LOL LOL Get it "roommate/wombmate"

Ok, it's probably not that funny. But one day when we were hanging out our old Bible study leader was in my dorm, and my bf was in my room and asked her if she wanted to see her room, only she said "woom" which is room with a "w" sound instead of a "r" sound. But "woom" and "womb" sound the same and so then she said, "I mean my "woom" (while pointing next door) not my "womb" (while pointing to her stomach.) It was so funny so we've been trying to think of other one...ok it's really funny to me...

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Ok, my friend and I made this one up the other day, but you must understand and say the word "room" like "womb..."

So, you ask someone..."Do you have a twin?"

Then they say no (unless they do have a twin) And then ask "Did you ever have a "wombmate?" LOL LOL Get it "roommate/wombmate"

Ok, it's probably not that funny. But one day when we were hanging out our old Bible study leader was in my dorm, and my bf was in my room and asked her if she wanted to see her room, only she said "woom" which is room with a "w" sound instead of a "r" sound. But "woom" and "womb" sound the same and so then she said, "I mean my "woom" (while pointing next door) not my "womb" (while pointing to her stomach.) It was so funny so we've been trying to think of other one...ok it's really funny to me...

I'll be praying for you.

Just kidding, I chuckled...

 

[PennylessZ28]

Dear Lord, please help our challenged friend become funny.












Just Teasing. I laughed.

 

[rach]

Dear Lord, please help our challenged friend become funny.












Just Teasing. I laughed.

At first I thought you were serious, and it hurt my heart, then I now see you are joking so all is well...

To be fair I did try to explain it the best I could, however it would be much funnier if you would have been here!

 

[Risen Tree]

Bring back puns! Puns rock!

 

[Kaylynn]

I laughed...that's really cute...

Then again...it's 330 in the morning...so I may just be at that point where I am becoming giddy and psycho...

 

[Hopeful]

i actually laughed at the second and third post but nice try

 

[rach]

i actually laughed at the second and third post but nice try

Sorry I tried.

 

[hurting]

I've heard worse

Hurting

 

[Shimmerstar]

That was about as funny as the time i crammed a whole packet of Skittles in my mouth and then laughed at my dad

 

[KristiXP]

It's one of those "you had to be there" kind of jokes

But, if I was there, it would be funny