Repaholics Joke Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hentenza]

Hi All,

Ok, here is the deal *drum roll**

Post a Christian Joke and rep the one above you (or just rep who you want)

Here is my joke:

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One of them said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with them flying bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything, but nothing seems to scare them off. Another pastor said "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away!"
The third pastor said, "I baptized all mine, made them members of the church, and they haven't seen one back since!"


Rules: Only post Christian jokes. No profanity or mocking of any denomination or belief. Keep it clean, remember I am a mod.


BTW: You can rep the OP as many times as you want to.

 

[Katlover]

A workman is doing work inside a church. He sees a little old Italian lady get down in front of a statue of Mary and start to pray.

The workman decides to have a little fun. He gets behind the statue of Jesus and loudly says, "Woman, get off your kness. Don't pray to her, pray to me!"

The little old Italian lady looks up at the statue of Jesus and says, "Shutup your mouth, I'm talking to your mother!"

 

[Brother Jason]

Hi All,

Ok, here is the deal *drum roll**

Post a Christian Joke and rep the one above you (or just rep who you want)

Here is my joke:

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One of them said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with them flying bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything, but nothing seems to scare them off. Another pastor said "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away!"
The third pastor said, "I baptized all mine, made them members of the church, and they haven't seen one back since!"


Rules: Only post Christian jokes. No profanity or mocking of any denomination or belief. Keep it clean, remember I am a mod.


BTW: You can rep the OP as many times as you want to.

Well, I was gonna rep you cause I thought it was a funny joke but I'm out of reps! I'm gonna post that one on myspace!

 

[suzybeezy]

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you all understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many people had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark only has 16 chapters. I will know proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

 

[iec91820]

have no reps right now but i will come back and rep

 

[Gazelle]

 

[Gazelle]

 

[jonnyboy12]

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you all understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many people had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark only has 16 chapters. I will know proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

rofl