Redneck's Club

[Redneck Crow]

Yup.

 

[Wickwoman]

ALABAMA!

Sorry I was using that funny voice you're supposed to use when you say that but you can't tell cuz it's a message board.

 

[Juvenal]

neener ... and once more with feeling ... neener

I've got to go tend my latest TWeb thread where I'm batting it about with Justin and a few other folks. Ya'll are welcome to hit it with some serious posting if you feel a need to break up the straight spam diet. Don't let the OP throw you, I needed to separate things out from an earlier thread that started the discussion.

'Fraid the body is gonna just have to wait, Crow.

 

[Redneck Crow]

I might just mosey on over.

y'all just love to be difficult, don't you, Jesse?

 

[Zakath]

I have heard the term originated from a derogatory intent toward farmers(very manual labor). (An ID mark would be their "red" necks, from working in the sun all day in the field) but I figure I qualify for membership as a girl from the "Heart of Dixie" if "nuthin" else.

Having done a bit of serious gardening, I can verify that it does produce "redneck"!

Welcome to the Redneck's Club, dyanm!

 

[Zakath]

Sorry to be absent, but I was over on another thread exposing a Reiki practitioner who was claiming her alternative "medicine" was the real deal...



Those kinds of people really irritate me.

So, what'd I miss? Anything but Jesse whining?

 

[If Not For Grace]

It ain't rocket science or rat lab

I just love little quips like that. I love the liberties some of my folk take with words and phrases giving no thought to it and the reactions they/we get. I was stopped by Yankees from MI in the middle of the UA campus who were asking for directions to a concert and told them "ya'll ain't too far from it -- as the crow flies" (should have seen their faces--then I welcomed them to "dixie and southern hospitality" and said follow me and led them where they were headed) I can say words like "change "(for a dollar) and nevah (never) and get lots of smiles...My late husband used to swear by saying "Jesus Christ and a couple of by-Gods", just rambling see ya'll....

 

[Wickwoman]

Sorry to be absent, but I was over on another thread exposing a Reiki practitioner who was claiming her alternative "medicine" was the real deal...



Those kinds of people really irritate me.

So, what'd I miss? Anything but Jesse whining?

Oh geeeze. I did that once. What a scam!

I know, I rarely talk about it. It was when I was young and foolish. I'm way older and more jaded now. Thank goodness.

 

[Wickwoman]

I just love little quips like that. I love the liberties some of my folk take with words and phrases giving no thought to it and the reactions they/we get. I was stopped by Yankees from MI in the middle of the UA campus who were asking for directions to a concert and told them "ya'll ain't too far from it -- as the crow flies" (should have seen their faces--then I welcomed them to "dixie and southern hospitality" and said follow me and led them where they were headed) I can say words like "change "(for a dollar) and nevah (never) and get lots of smiles...My late husband used to swear by saying "Jesus Christ and a couple of by-Gods", just rambling see ya'll....

Did you ask: "How's yo mama and em?" And say "if you get to the dump, you've gone too far."

 

[Zakath]

I see Ninjashadow lurking up there.

 

[Zakath]

Wick, I think it's just usn's.

 

[Redneck Crow]

Ninja and Zimmy both post on this site.

 

[Zakath]

Ninja and Zimmy both post on this site.

Wow, we've got some serious bleedover here.

 

[Redneck Crow]

Fool, Mr Coffee, and Mr5020 post here too, sometimes.

 

[Wickwoman]

I invited Zimmy and Ninja man to this thread. I once PMed Mr. 5020 but either he hates me or he doesn't check his messages here very often. I'm sure its the latter.

Oh, I just popped over to Taoist's thread on Tweb. I've had a username there for a while but I never go over there. But, I do love to freak people out by popping up all over the web. I can't get used to the setup at Tweb. It's hard for me to follow for some reason.

 

[If Not For Grace]

"

How's yo mama and em?" And say "if you get to the dump, you've gone too far."

I can make the 1st one sound like it's all one word. In fact we used to play tricks on people we did not know by going up to them and acting like we knew em and saying that--the reactions were hilarious. I used to run a furniture store in a "small" town in northern Alabama and I would get delivery directions like

"You know where Sheriff so&so lives"?

Turn Where the old yellar school bus "used to be"

and my personal favorite "Take a right by the 3 plastic cows"

In order to get customers to give you a street address you had to ask them for their "911" address or otherwise this is the stuff you'd get.

 

[overthehilltwice]

I'm country, but not hillbilly (flatlander)!!

 

[Wickwoman]

"

I can make the 1st one sound like it's all one word. In fact we used to play tricks on people we did not know by going up to them and acting like we knew em and saying that--the reactions were hilarious. I used to run a furniture store in a "small" town in northern Alabama and I would get delivery directions like

"You know where Sheriff so&so lives"?

Turn Where the old yellar school bus "used to be"

and my personal favorite "Take a right by the 3 plastic cows"

In order to get customers to give you a street address you had to ask them for their "911" address or otherwise this is the stuff you'd get.

Ha! good times . . .

 

[Wickwoman]

My husband's dad lived in No. Ala. -- Gopher Scuffle. I'm not making it up. It's a real place.

 

[Wickwoman]

I'm country, but not hillbilly (flatlander)!!