Redneck's Club

[psalms 91]

good morning all

 

[ThirstyPossum]

Good Morning!

 

[psalms 91]

lets get the rednecks started and do a little hee haw

 

[ThirstyPossum]

Can I get you a beer? We haven't met--I'm the bartender.

 

[psalms 91]

lol only if it is non alcoholic

 

[ThirstyPossum]

I've never seen any around here. Soda? Coffee?

 

[psalms 91]

tea would be good i know what kind of redneck drinks tea

 

[ThirstyPossum]

My Aunt Crow drinks tea sometimes.

 

[psalms 91]

yes it is easier on the stomach than coffee

 

[Zakath]

Mornin' folks!

Why does it smell like wet possum in here???

Could it be...

Thirsty! You misguided marsupial miscreantl! Glad to have you aboard!

BTW, bring Uncle Zak a beer, will you? There's a good possum...

 

[ThirstyPossum]

OK, Uncle Zak!

 

[ThirstyPossum]

G'mornin' Uncle Zak! Long time no see.

It took me a while to get here, 'cause I had to wait for a break in the traffic. Every time I'd try to cross the road, some wise guy would put his truck into reverse and try to squish me. It was traumatic.

But I'm here now and I brought you three beers!

It's tough, but I can do it with one in each front paw, and I've learned to carry one with my tail, too. I hope you don't mind a few hairs, but I'm shedding because the heat's on in here...

I missed you guys, I found a bunch of folks I know here. Though I think someone is hiding out under a new moniker...

Gotta run! I promised Auntie Crow I'd clean out one of the vats...

 

[Zakath]

Thanks Thirsty!

[Picking a few possum hairs out of the beer...]

I think you make a great Redneck Club mascot!

Don't forget to unlock the secondary access hatch on the vat; I don't want to have to come in there after you again!

 

[Wickwoman]

Mornin' WW ... " Join Date: 16th December 2005" ... from your friendly neighborhood taoist .... " Join Date: 8th February 2005" ... who doesn't feel quite your need for proselytzing. Heck, a real redneck couldn't even say that word!

Ha! Typical atheist.

While we're on the subject add one more: temple2006

 

[Zakath]

Morning, Wick!

Care for a nice stout? Thirsty gave me three...

BTW, what's the matter with atheists!

 

[Wickwoman]

Morning, Wick!

Care for a nice stout? Thirsty gave me three...

BTW, what's the matter with atheists!

Why nothing. . . You know I love ya!

Glad thirsty's been lurking around here. Feels like the ole homeplace.

You know, I just got Sheldon (my cyber pet turtle) back from daycare and he was hungry! For 10 blessings a day it seems they could feed the poor little fella. What were they doing, sitting around jabbering while my precious was starving to death? (A little parental griping. Never go to do that before, it's sorta fun. )

 

[Wickwoman]

Yeah, he's pretty cool. I found out about his wife passing away through this site.

I just invited him here to the redneck's club.

 

[Wickwoman]

Sorry, I am not a redneck, but my family is from the south, soooo.... maybe it's in the blood?

Well you know some, don't you?

 

[Zakath]

Why nothing. . . You know I love ya!

OK. Just checking...

Glad thirsty's been lurking around here. Feels like the ole homeplace.

The big difference is there's no one beating on the door with torches, tar and feathers waiting to ban you for expressing your opinon...

All in all, a much more enjoyable environment.

You know, I just got Sheldon (my cyber pet turtle) back from daycare and he was hungry! For 10 blessings a day it seems they could feed the poor little fella. What were they doing, sitting around jabbering while my precious was starving to death? (A little parental griping. Never go to do that before, it's sorta fun. )

10b a day, eh? Maybe I should start a boarding kennel to make some extra blessings... we could get the possum to help!

 

[Redneck Crow]

I just invited him here to the redneck's club.

Uninvite him, and check your pms.