Redneck Dictionary

[The_Evelyonian]

I'm bored so I thought I'd start a Redneck Dictionary thread (a la Jeff Foxworthy)

I'll start

Widjadidja

Hey, you didn't bring yer truck widjadidja?

Poppyseed

Poppyseed you smoking em cigarettes.

 

[MrsGnomeCrusher]

Idinit

"It sure is a nice day, idinit?"

 

[MrsGnomeCrusher]

My favorite is "fixin." A good friend of mine says it all the time and it's great.

"I'm fixin' to whip your butt, boy!"

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Burnt slap up

Boy your fridge is just Burnt slap up

 

[brinny]

lookyhere

now looky here...yu cain't talk to me lack that.

 

[Ryder]

European

European on my shoe!

I saw that one on Foxworthy's show!

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Y'all is a classic

Inda

Hey we got beer inda fridge.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Don't everyone post at once now!

 

[shari54]

Mayonnaise


Mayonnaise lots of people on line

 

[kleptobismol]

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

 

[Gazelle]

say it ain't so

 

[The Duke]

Red up

We best red up the place befo' Uncle Tim 'n Aunt Jodi git hur.

Hur/Thur

Put it right thur. Bring it hur.

 

[Hydra009]

yawuntto

Used in a sentence: Yawuntto go to the store?

 

[brinny]

yergunnagititnow

*said while running to 'git' the critter that dun did setch a thang*

 

[cantplayalick]

:owell hole my mule. youall done when country on me.

 

[Garnet2727]

Carry ya.

Come 'an git in this car. I'll carry ya to the store.

 

[Ailanthus]

Here's one, and I THINK I made this one up myself; either that, or I'm pulling it from a subconscious memory of seeing it somewhere else:

MONA LISA

"As soon as I git my paycheck, I'ma headin' over to the Chevy dealership cause I MONA LISA new pickup truck!"

 

[All4THALORD]

Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.

Walago-I just saw a robbery. When? Oh, walago!

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Snasty


"Hey man tell yer sis, This snasty"

 

[HisKnight]

Yunggin'
yo' wife sho' is a yunggin'