Redneck Dictionary

[FieryKnight]

Distrust


In explaining to the local authorities, why he had hit the burgular over the head, and tied him to a nearby tree, the gentleman replied, "Distrust up fella here, tried to steal the moonshine outa ma still. oops."

 

[Redneck]

Sinceshewas

I told my ole lady sinceshewas up to bring me a Coke.

usetacould.

Can you dance?

Well, I usedtacould and if ya give me a minute I might could again.

 

[FieryKnight]

Welser, Wilderma & Pertier

While it is often not appropriate to infiltrate the dictionary with more than a singularity of verbage, this multiplicity of verbal carnage sure explained Sam's black eye:

When asked why Sam married the quite homely young maiden, he replied:
"Welser, wilderma is quite a bit pertier than her, she is the best pig wrestler in the whole county!"