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No, if I ever invent something that calls for an infomercial it will be the first infomercial of its kind.
It will have REALISTIC reactions and not over the top dramatics.
"OH WOW BILL..... THANKS TO THE CHOP O MATIC 50000 I NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ONION TEARS RUINING MY LIFE!!!"
*Voice over* "Do you love onions yet hate those life ruining tears?" Well have we got the thing for you"
Sally: "One day I was chopping onions while my husband was on the couch. A neighbor came over to borrow some sugar and saw my onion tears. She then called the cops and claimed my husband abused me. He is now serving a life sentence without possibility of parole. I got a divorce and now have a new husband........ there wont be any more false calls to the police now, thanks CHOPOMATIC 50000!" *Smile with a sparkle on the product*
Bob: "I used to be a hideous freak that couldn;t get a date. Now that women know my kitchen has a Chopomatic 50000 I don't have time for anything else. Thanks Chopomatic 50000! *Smile with product sparkle*
Why is a real HUMAN reaction so much to ask?
John: It chops stuff and does it well..... if you want something chopped... it does the trick. Its not gonna cure cancer or hemorrhoids.
First , you need an awesome name for the amazing mattress of the perfect temperature. I would almost pay money to see a commercial/infomercial with real reactions but let's be honest those over the top exaggerations almost make infomercials entertaining. One day you'll be the Billy Mays of the mattress industry.
You should consider making pet beds as well.
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I hate to say it but this is how I feel about sports at times. I enjoy watching UK (Wildcats) play basketball but that's about it.
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Some people go to the beach and find shells and others find forks.
(The one I found wasn't plastic...)
(The one I found wasn't plastic...)
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The girl looks like she is trying to eat his face, which brought to mind bath salts zombies.
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One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop.
The guy rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?"
"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"
With a smile on his face, the guy hands a sandwich to the guy in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across another guy. This guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side of the road and waving for him to stop.
A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window, and says, "What can I do for you?"
"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"
Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can of Coke and stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.
To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road, this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our guy decides to stop one last time. He rolls down his window, and yells, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway, and just what the heck do you wanna have?"
"Driver's license and registration, please."
The guy rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?"
"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"
With a smile on his face, the guy hands a sandwich to the guy in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across another guy. This guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side of the road and waving for him to stop.
A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window, and says, "What can I do for you?"
"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"
Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can of Coke and stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.
To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road, this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our guy decides to stop one last time. He rolls down his window, and yells, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway, and just what the heck do you wanna have?"
"Driver's license and registration, please."
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