Randomosityyy!!

[MiniEmu]

 

[Messy]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 5, we have a husband down'

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I got dehydrated today and now this is how I feel. Excuse me while I stick my head under the faucet.

 

[Messy]

I got dehydrated today and now this is how I feel. Excuse me while I stick my head under the faucet.

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Saucy]

 

[Saucy]

 

[MiniEmu]

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Funniest thing I've heard on the news so far."I am no longer a human being. I am no different than a horse or a turnip...I am now a minotaur!"

 

[Saucy]

 

[Faithfulandtrue]

i don't get it

 

[SnowyMacie]

i don't get it

(Hodor is pronounced hoe-door), so an entrance to a brothel..a HO Door

 

[MiniEmu]

 

[Saucy]

 

[Messy]

 

[Travelers.Soul]

The air conditioner in my house just died. This is how I feel now.

 

[Saucy]

 

[Travelers.Soul]

This is how it feels sometimes when traveling.

 

[Messy]

 

[Saucy]

This is pretty funny

 

[Saucy]