Random Thread of Randomness! (30)

[Normal]

what did you expect me to do breathe down the other persons neck???

 

[jelly_bean]

Someone just threw a jelly bean at me, and missed. I specifically forbade them wasting sweet, sugary confections in such a manner, yet they did it anyway. Now I shall go find it on the dirty, smelly rug and try to place it in their mouth. I don't like wasting food.

You go, elmo! Show that waster who's the man. You have all the jelly bean's approval.

i noticed how none of you jumped over the internet to come and save me hmmph

I DID TOO!! I even brought my sickening-smelling perfume with me but you MOVED! Right, Spike? Yeah!

 

[JPPT1974]

Are you like that Tickle Me Elmo?

 

[elm0]

I can see clearly now, the lights are on
I can see all furniture in my way
Gone are the dark things that made me cry
It’s gonna be a bright, bright
Lamp-Shiny night.

 

[jelly_bean]

Tee hee that tickles!!

 

[fantascey]

Mwah ha ha...

 

[MysteriousDisciple]

Applesauce?

 

[Praven]

Kidney beans.

 

[MysteriousDisciple]

Spinach!

 

[Praven]

Whatever floats your boat.

I prefer artichokes.

 

[thecarlyjean]

whatever floats your pickle.....

 

[MysteriousDisciple]

I like pickles.

 

[brinny]

Once upon a time......

 

[MysteriousDisciple]

There was a pickle

 

[brinny]

that was at odds with Veggie Tales....

 

[Praven]

Fruit Epics...

Veggie Tales rival.

 

[JPPT1974]

Can't live without my Veggies!

 

[MysteriousDisciple]

I want a salad now! *goes to prepare one*

 

[jelly_bean]

Uhg. Can you see it now? Kids using veggie-talse as an excuse not to eat their veggies. "I can't eat Larry, mom!"

And it's pretty sad that one of the main characters is really, in all accuracy, a fruit.

 

[Praven]

Poor Bob.

He is what we call a traytor.

LOL lame joke alert.