Random Thread of Randomness! (30)

[JPPT1974]

Indeed it is my hot potato as I better
Get on the hippos you are right!

 

[Normal]

i'm good @ random - do you know why? No - its because i'm normal in my own little world. In my own little world i have found out many things - one being scottish bannanas are the BEST bannanas.

 

[elm0]

I know someone who went to Istanbul, and he reckons it looked just the same as Costantinople did when he'd gone there a few months before.

 

[brinny]

I really needed to hear Beth Moore's message today

 

[elm0]

I can't see my toes!!


Oh, they're in my slippers.

 

[JPPT1974]

That's a good one my friend!

 

[elm0]

I wanna go sperlunking. I dunno what it is, but the word just makes it sound so much fun!

 

[Normal]

If you all think you're random you're all very much wrong cause' you ain't welsh for a start... Branston baked-beans are the nixcest baked beans, have you evcer considered the abnormal and how it there can't possibly be anything normal.?./?

 

[brinny]

no

 

[Normal]

i beg you're pardon - please don't look @ me in that tone of voice.

 

[jelly_bean]

It's not my fault you got off'd by a cactus.

 

[Praven]

It is your fault if he slipped on an iceberg.

 

[jelly_bean]

That much is true. But my ring is innocent, because it was terribly expensive.

 

[elm0]

Price is merely an illusion, cost is the true measure.

 

[elm0]

i beg you're pardon - please don't look @ me in that tone of voice.

Yeah, you'll deafen his eyesight!

 

[Dealer]

Cards? I like Cards! You Like Cards???
GIVE ME CARDS!!!

 

[Normal]

Don't look @ me with those eyes.

 

[jelly_bean]

Okay, fine. I'll look at you with these eyes! *puts on groucho marx disguise*

 

[Praven]

*Pulls out random eyes out of an old man's head*

 

[JPPT1974]

Almost throws up after the eyes are pulled out!