Random Thread of Randomness! (30)

[Gregged]

Sorry Jelly... the babies have to stay behind

 

[jelly_bean]

I am a royal caterpillar. Royal betterflies never undergo metamorphosis unless Turnip demands it.

It is a gland problem.

Well, which wouldm you prefer? Butterflies in your hair or caterpillars in your spaghetti.

Think hard, and get back to me.

Betterflies? Hm, he doth have a point. Even if you were to become a royal butterfly, I probably wouldn't acknowledge it unless I felt like it. >_>

Gland? You have glands? I have grands. One grand, two grand...

A pudgy caterpillar in my hallway, eating my ten tons of babysitted sugar. Why want something I can't have?

Thinking.... blargh.

*whine* GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGED.

 

[Gregged]

It's no good whining... You know you've almost been banned from this site, and who stood up for you? ME! So either lose the beans, or I'm telling

 

[jelly_bean]

It's no good whining... You know you've almost been banned from this site, and who stood up for you? ME! So either lose the beans, or I'm telling

*whines louder* But GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGED!!!!!! How will anybody even recognize me without jelly beans? It'd be like... like peanut butter without peanuts.

OH NO YOU DON'T!!! You tell on me and I'll just tell them you influenced me with your etc. etc.! Don't think I won't just because you wore pink when you were small!

 

[Praven]

You do have a point.

With the first statement, of course.

 

[jelly_bean]

I only make one statement a day, you know.

 

[Praven]

♪ Sheep in my bowl of marshmellows.. la da di la daaaa. ♫

Of course you do, oh wonderful Turnip.

 

[haya]

I am about to embark on an adventure to find one of the only two "Body Shop" stores on this little Japanese island.

I am armed with an arduously hand-copied map complete with kanji & katakana, neither of which I can read, which I found on The Body Shop's Japanese website.

It'll probably take me about 30 minutes to drive there, but there's a possibility I could get lost as I near my destination. I know the big roads but not the small ones.

I need a pick-me-up so I'm a-goin' shopping. Wish me luck.

 

[jelly_bean]

♪ Sheep in my bowl of marshmellows.. la da di la daaaa. ♫

Of course you do, oh wonderful Turnip.

I know what you're up to, you sneaky sheep. You're just being nice so I'll get you off crutches! Well, you're going to have to try something else. Or use more smilies.

 

[Praven]

I forgot about that...

*juggles flaming sheep while doing the hokey pokey*

 

[MeekOne]

They are bugs, beautiful ones...

 

[jelly_bean]

 

[Praven]

How'd you post so many?

 

[jelly_bean]

Magic.

 

[JPPT1974]

Take care my friend and love the jelly beans!

 

[Praven]

I am your apprentice, after all...

Hola JPT...T?... something, something, something.

I tried to type your name from memory...

 

[RPGfreak]

but then the gator ate all the violins

 

[jelly_bean]

I am your apprentice, after all...

Hola JPT...T?... something, something, something.

I tried to type your name from memory...

Well, you haven't PMmed me in forever, so, there.

JPPT1940-something. or was it 70?

AHHH MAN. Quidakalakii lives on! ...Well, not really, he died of neglect. But no matter.

but then the gator ate all the violins

The gatoraide did no such thing, Francis.

 

[Praven]

You had the last PM! Therefore you should respond. I only initiate PM convos under dire circumstances, such as me dropping my nachos into a hippopatamus.

 

[jelly_bean]

WHAT?! No I did not. I replied last, because I was wearing the ring of lasting-ness, so, and rotating, it's YOUR HOT POTATO. you better get on with the hippos or no cookies for you.