Random Thread of Randomness! (30)

[RPGfreak]

it's the bird flu!!!!
the Chinese are attacking!!!

I figured it out...It was the chicken feed that started it all...it made the chickens go crazy and they started worshiping the lovebirds...and then they went out and speard their new bird religion to the other birds...the gulls were the first to convert and they help to get the sparrows and crows and blackbirds and all the others, and then the chickens proclaimed that the lovebirds said that the smoke of the humans was evil spirits come to steal their souls so when ever the humans smoked or made smoke they attacked to drive the evil spirits away...and not to long after the first birds converted there were some that took it all to far and started to say that the humans were evil so they should be driven off the holy land...that is where the chickens first spoke with the lovebirds...so they spreaded this hatered to the others and that is we they attacked.


Though there was some bird flu and the chinese were definately attacking.

 

[elm0]

RPGfreak.....

Doesn't RPG stand for Rocket Propelled Grenade?

They explode!!!

 

[MeekOne]

Really Poor Grammar...his morphology needs a little work.

 

[jelly_bean]

Speaking of socks I haven't seen him in awhile...

Sally has been pestering me again...it's Where's Richard this and you need to go talk to Richard that...it's enough to make a man take off his turkey suit

Neither have I. And I even knitted a sweater for him.

She HAS?! I've been looking all over town for her! Silly girl left a ten ton sack of sugar at my house, there's a giant hole in my floor now because of it... but oh yes! When that girl gets going, you just do all sorts of crazy things. Heck, she almost made Spike quit his job!

 

[Praven]

There is a ten ton sackm of sugar in your house!?

Why didn't you tell me? I've been forced to live off of things that wash up out of the drain.

I'll vacate your bathroom and eat this sugar immediately.

 

[jelly_bean]

There is a ten ton sackm of sugar in your house!?

Why didn't you tell me? I've been forced to live off of things that wash up out of the drain.

I'll vacate your bathroom and eat this sugar immediately.

Psh, yeah! The mayor even called the cops on my house because it looked like a huge panda that was about to attack. Of course the mayor is a twizzler and easily confused, but still. Sally was aware of that when she told me to babysit the thing.

Ants?? I didn't tell you because I was too busy calling the plumber and I figured you'd have noticed it by now. It's HUUUUUGE.

Not too much, though! Unless you want Sally yelling at you.... *shudder*

 

[RPGfreak]

RPGfreak.....

Doesn't RPG stand for Rocket Propelled Grenade?

They explode!!!

No silly it stands for the Rollerblade Penguin Globe....... rocket propelled grenade, where do they come up with these things?

 

[Praven]

But I've already eaten 7 tons!

You have never seen a royal caterpillar when he's hungry!

 

[thecarlyjean]

well mother's milk in a mug!
((thought that one was funny a-ron))

 

[Praven]

RAPEL-O!!!

I missed you so!

WAZZUP!!??

 

[jelly_bean]

But I've already eaten 7 tons!

You have never seen a royal caterpillar when he's hungry!

Hey! Stop! Either that, don't tell Sally! Sheesh.

Sure I have, I saw you eating the drywall just yesterday. Will you ever turn into a butterfly??

 

[JPPT1974]

I am afraid of butterflies
But don't tell anybody that
Shuusssssssshhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Gregged]

 

[jelly_bean]

I am afraid of butterflies
But don't tell anybody that
Shuusssssssshhhhhhhhhh!

Your secret's safe with me!

not sure about him, though.... >_>

 

[Gregged]

Jelly, with those flowers in yer hair, I think you'd do well in the spring contest You can bring Foster too! ...but not the jelly beans

 

[jelly_bean]

Jelly, with those flowers in yer hair, I think you'd do well in the spring contest You can bring Foster too! ...but not the jelly beans

Is there any springing involved?

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Abandon my BABIES?!?! But jelly beans are SO SPRING, hello, EASTER????

Yes, I am a freakazoid.

But WHAAAAA?? Would I really have to leave my babies to join????

 

[Praven]

I am a royal caterpillar. Royal betterflies never undergo metamorphosis unless Turnip demands it.

It is a gland problem.

Well, which wouldm you prefer? Butterflies in your hair or caterpillars in your spaghetti.

Think hard, and get back to me.

 

[Stan the Man]

Mmm, caterpillar...

To my knowledge Homer has never said this, but I feel that he should.

 

[MeekOne]

Definitely flutterbys......warning, obnoxiously huge picture coming your way...

 

[Praven]

Well that killed all admiration for butterflies.

They look like bugs.