Random Thread of Randomness! (10)

[MeekOne]

hehehee....and I thought we got hurt when we played...now, now, lets play nice....heheheheee he he

 

[ScottBot]

hehehee....and I thought we got hurt when we played...now, now, lets play nice....heheheheee he he

It's not my fault though. She jumped me, and my trained attack squirrels responded. I couldn't get them called off before they bit her toe.

 

[reformedfan]

Well, that's easy for you to say, you don't have a toeless assassin tripping over herself to punch you in the nose.

what a catchy jingle! Do you write the lyrics for commercial music for a living?

Is Scott_LaFrance a industry code for 'lyric writer for ad jingles'?

Will you be fired for giving away this secret?

 

[ScottBot]

what a catchy jingle! Do you write the lyrics for commercial music for a living?

Is Scott_LaFrance a industry code for 'lyric writer for ad jingles'?

Will you be fired for giving away this secret?

Shhhhhh. The squirrels are listening.

 

[akasmom]

WHO LET THESE SQUIRRELS IN HERE???
Someone needs to feed them, they keep sniffing around my toes in a hungry manner....

 

[MeekOne]

And now for something completely different....random message about to pop out of nowhere....

[sign]Go pray [/sign]​

 

[ScottBot]

If the squirrels are roaming about, do not, i repeat DO NOT, expose them to peanut butter and jelly. It is to poisonous red hunting squirrels what chum is to sharks. You don't want to start a feeding frenzy do you?

 

[akasmom]

well ok, if you're going to convict me then.....

 

[MeekOne]

ahhhhh....I said it was random .....not meant for anyone in particular ....what happened to the randomness??? Has it all left us???

 

[ScottBot]

Who me? But what about Davie Crocket?

 

[minisam]

Whoa!@!@#!!!!

 

[reformedfan]

what happened to the randomness??? Has it all left us???

yes, here is your script

*hands MeekOne milk stained recipe for ice cubes*

 

[reformedfan]

Whoa!@!@#!!!!

Hey, your snail looks a little thirsty, why are you giving him salt water to drink?

that's just sick.

 

[ScottBot]

Hey, your snail looks a little thirsty, why are you giving him salt water to drink?

that's just sick.

Because fresh peaches can make you hairy.

 

[ConstanceB]

Ohhh, you're talking about your puppy. For a second I thought you were talking about your hubby. Oops.

Part I of a story I can't tell Part II of: I'm in the waiting room of the urologist. The doctor walks out with my husband, saying, "Look, we're not going to charge you for this . . ." :o cb

 

[ScottBot]

Part I of a story I can't tell Part II of: I'm in the waiting room of the urologist. The doctor walks out with my husband, saying, "Look, we're not going to charge you for this . . ." :o cb

Doh!

 

[Stan the Man]

Because fresh peaches can make you hairy

"Why d'you need a hairbrush you don't have any hair?!?"

Larry was taken aback, the thought had never occured to him! No hair? What would this mean? What would become of him? What would become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders:

No haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair, for my hairbrush.
No haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair, for my hairbrush.
No hair no hair no where no hair no hair no hair no hair back there,
no haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiair, for my hairbrush.

Having heard his wondering, bob the tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarressed at the sight of larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses:

Larry, that old hairbrush o'yours, well, you never use it, you - don't really need it so, well, I'm sorry - I didn't know - but I gave it to the peach, cos he's got hair.

 

[MeekOne]

yes, here is your script

*hands MeekOne milk stained recipe for ice cubes*

***MeekOne pours the milk into the ice trays and heads for the freezer***

 

[reformedfan]

Hey! Where'd everybody get a veggie tales script?

*reading aloud from recipe for ice in trilling the r's stuffy pretend Brit accent*

take 1 cup watah, any flavuh.....

 

[Stan the Man]

No not the freezer, I'm roasting the potatoes in there!